The first 15 minutes are SO solid, and the credits are too. But...
This movie is SO solid for the first 15 minutes. Everything is in black and white, there seems to be a mystery unfolding, the absolutely stunning scene with "The Wizard of Oz" where we get to see color, the retro robots flying overhead, THAT is how this movie was marketed, and it really works.
But...
What the hell happens over the next hour and twenty minutes?!!? It seems like the writers pitched this movie based on the first 15 minutes of excellent ideas/set up. But then, when the project was surprisingly green-lighted, they were forced to actually finish the movie. And that's where things get ugly.
95% green screen, multi-colored animals bouncing all over the place, painfully awkward love scenes (even for a throwback romantic movie), a talking floating head, giant robots who can be pushed over, an old dead guy who was basically building an apocalypse machine, which is rigged to be like an atomic arc, and a lightsaber wielding cyborg girl who defends it...
C'mon now. Don't try to tell me that this movie is good all the way through. Don't even try to tell me that. I'm really NOT a hater of this movie. I just am really let down by how good it started out, and how badly it devolved as the movie went along. How the hell do you start out a movie that strongly, then end it so poorly?
And then they have the audacity during the end credits to play a Wizard of Oz song, and show the credits using that 1930's spotlight font. NO!! The filmmakers gave up the right to use that technique because they spent the last hour and a half desecrating all things sacred from the 30's!
If a movie were to just be bad from start to finish, that's one thing. But why do you think this movie derailed so badly?
My favorite analogy is this... It's like a good director/writer duo did the first 20 minutes, then they got fired, and a new crew took over and had to make stuff up on the fly to finish the movie.
I will come back for you. 3 years, I promise.
DISTRICT 10, 2012