Could someone please kick my a$$ for watching this?

Dear lord. My eyes! MY EYES!

I know, I'm being harsh. After all, people spent months and years working on this project. Surely it has its upsides, right?

This is where I take it back and say something pleasant about the movie...

(Don't worry. It's coming. Keep waiting)...

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The art of losing isn't hard to master.