Seriously, this is the worst movie I've ever seen. Ever. On top of that, I've seen alot of B movies but this one takes the cake. Actually, it doesn't even deserve any cake. I deserves to be on the bottom 100 though. If you've seen this movie please give it the 1 star rating. If you haven't seen this movie....run far away!
You mean it's not on the Bottom 100? That's really sad. Indeed it is the worst film I have ever seen. I've seen a lot of B-movies myself and this one is the worst. Seriously. Bad acting, bad camera(s), bad plot, bad sound effects, BAD MUSIC.
No one should see this movie. Even B-movie lovers. It's THAT BAD.
I don't think it's got enough votes to qualify for "The List", so people, keep giving it 1's and warn the world. "Do you know what this is? It's the blood of the last tall vampire." I still cringe just thinking about it.
Take it back! If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear!
This movie put me in a weird position of actually recommending it to people i know just because it is that friggin bad. Honestly this film is well worth watching because it will really put into perspective just how bad a film can be, i now have my own personal rating system of:
hmmm i do seem to recall wanting to kill myself 5mins into the movie and then lost the will to care about anything at all shorty after the 7min mark soooo, yeah your scale is about right. lol
I used to work at a video store so I got to rent this for free, and it is easily the worst movie I've ever seen. I was in such shock I made my friends and co-workers watch it, which means that I have seen it about 4 or 5 times. I still have the song from the end titles in my head:
lol great comments and rating scales. I was talking with a girl from school about really REALLY bad movies and she mentioned Ankle Biters which i had never heard of and told her about Space Mutiny and Manos which she had never heard of. Is Ankle Biters worse than Manos, Space Mutiny, and Five the Hard way? If it is i don't think i can stomach it. It'll be like Mother Goose and Grimm when he swallows the lottery ticket and to get him to throw it up, Hamm brings out all the Benji films, 12 hours of geraldo, and the Brady Bunch retrospective(i think?). (Grimm does'nt throw up but Hamm gets a ticket for animal cruelty). o the horror and pain of bad movies, maybe its masochistic tendancies that makes us watch them.
It's probably on a par with Manos, and far worse than Space Mutiny. At least space mutiny has laughable moments in it (even if accidental). I have all three in my collection. It's more like troll 2 without the production value, script writing, comedy moments, acting ability, sound quality, or engaging plot.
In fact just see it and see for yourself. you can buy it on DVD easily.
True the lady punch was good, but hell, you could go out in the street and punch a lady and it would be far less time consuming and far more fun than watching this film. Why are the vampires out in the daytime? Why does the camera pan at incosistent speeds? Because this film was made by retards. Someone once said that anyone that makes any movie deserves an award, because it's damn hard work. They were *beep* wrong.
watched this the other night..the remote was just to far for me to turn it over (yes some genius decided to show this on tv at 3am)...and i found myself phoning mates who were still up to turn to the channel and watch it coz i think this has to be the worst movie EVER! and ive seen dracula 3000!
everyone will have to admit that the bar fight scene where he punches that lady at the end was hilarious. i was crying at that point. everything else, horrible beyond anything horrible.