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haters, listen up

posted 11 years ago by jinx_malone
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All of these new Christian movies are like LIVE ACTION Jack Chick tracts. How can you not love them? They're so bad, and so preachy, and so awesome. I make my friends watch this movie and 'The Encounter' (Jesus makes you your favorite food ever at a diner and is really smarmy and terrible) all the time because they are so bad, they are *beep* amazing.

Get past the horror at being "preached to"--it's not going to change your mind anyhow, amirite?--and see these films for what they are, which is to say, *beep* BRILLIANT AND AWFUL FILMMAKING, which means you need six-packs of your favorite brew and illicit substances on hand to properly enjoy, just like Manos, the Hands of Fate or some *beep* Any movie directed by or starring David A.R. White gets ten *beep* stars, baby, ten *beep* stars. Greatness.

I can't believe there isn't one other badfilm lover here who agrees with me.

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"It's better not to know so much about what things mean." David Lynch

[–] Rapturegal 10 years ago

Get past the horror at being "preached to"--it's not going to change your mind anyhow, amirite?

Jesus addressed you personally 2,000 years ago.

He told the Twelve that when they went out to preach in the cities and towns they would meet with contempt, unbelief, and ridicule but they would also find those who desired to hear the message of salvation. Many were saved by simply believing in spite of the haters of God and their vile rantings.

Sorry to burst your bubble, jinx, but many minds were changed then and are still being changed to this day by the power of God. Movies like "SIX" are really "tens" in the eyes of the only critic who matters.

And the dead shall be raised incorruptible,and we shall be changed.~1 Corinthians 15:52

[–] jinx_malone 10 years ago

Yes, yes, I know all this. My mother-in-law is an evangelical Christian and has been washed in the blood of the lamb. But thank you for trying.

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"It's better not to know so much about what things mean." David Lynch

[–] Bruce7 8 years ago

Amen. The harvest is plentiful.
Matthew 9:37

Can you fly this plane?
Surely u cant be serious
I am serious,and dont call me Shirley