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You know you're a Good Eats fan when....

posted 14 years ago by chefz2
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You often find yourself talking into your oven, pantry or refrigerator.

You ban all unitaskers from your kitchen.

You desperately search for follow-up episodes on things listed for 'another show'.

You keep a nutritional anthropologist on call.

You give crabby employees of your local gadget supply store single-letter nicknames. This will only cause you to incure more of their wrath.

The infamous 'troll under the bridge' is really the 'knome in the fridge.'

Your first idea when faced with a stranded Alton is to ask for help with your potatoes.

Anything other than kosher salt is just, well, not kosher.

Feel free to add to the list.

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[–] heavyrain-721-748606 14 years ago

Whenever something bad happens, you say "Oh, Bother"

You don't have children, you have "spawn"

Blackboards and rolling butcher paper are easily accessible in your kitchen

You own a soldium chloride containment unit

You find yourself using items in your kitchen for which they were not intended

You have 6 different ways of brewing coffee

You always have nutmeg in your pocket

You always refer to your food as "Good Eats"

You have the Good Eats Theme Song as your ringtone

[–] JohnG6 14 years ago

You find yourself wondering how hard it would be to add a dungeon and dedicated vinegar cellar onto your house.

You feel like you could explain things to people much better if you had an oversized and elaborate prop to help you.

You keep an electronic microscope connected to your kitchen computer for determining the size and consistency of your salt flakes.

You have dreams of deceased culinary pioneers telling you what to cook for your next dinner party.

You call the butcher at your local grocery store "my good man".

You ask said butcher if you can put on a coat and gloves and come in to the processing room for a demonstration.

You have unclean thoughts about "W", The Lady in the Refrigerator, Deb Duchon, Chuck, Cocoa Carl, Shirley Corriher, or Marsha.

Free your mind, and your ass will follow.

[–] HollinsHermione 14 years ago

"You have unclean thoughts about "W", The Lady in the Refrigerator, Deb Duchon, Chuck, Cocoa Carl, Shirley Corriher, or Marsha."

Great one, but you forgot the most obvious source of unclean thoughts...Alton!

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