what a pair of @#%+$*s

These two inhabit the same distressing netherworld that Simon Fu(king Cowell does,consequently invoking the same questions, who the hell are they, where the fook did they spring from and why do their opinions count for $#it.
Everytime i turn the bloody tv on, there they are telling everyone how tasteless they are, how they havent got a clue at dressing themselves. I remember a hazy long distant past when tv used to entertain me, there were comedy shows, variety, action and excitement.
Now we get told to sort out our gardens, our houses , the very way we dress, we line up to make fools of ourselves on shows like big brother, the highest accolade of human existance now is for the whole country to think your a tw@t.
Twenty years ago these hackneyed ,talentless, irritating ,nobodys would have been identified as precisely that and not allowed anywhere near the television. But as the cattle like public have been gently herded into the coral of mediocrity over the last twenty years, we cant discern $#it form shinola now.
These two have now currently reached the pinnacle of artistic endeavour now and are shilling naf caf on tv adverts, the resting place of all talentless flesh, i am sick to my stomach of these plastic tv non-entitys.