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your favorite line?

posted 17 years ago by cactus8976
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Here are some of mine:

* Popeman, popeman with altarboy....

* Pope Pius XII supposed to castigate Hitler for being a "genocidal *beep* with bunny rabbit ears.

* Guns dont kill people, people kill people, but monkeys do to, if they got a gun.

* If you have no bananas Im not *beep* talking to you.

* I kill you for your dark skin because Jesus was a white man from Oxford.

* Cos they´re very similar, Chrisitan faith and the film Aliens.

* Do you know there´s other countries?

* My name is Jesus and Im the son of god, in one religion.

[–] platinum_mongoose 17 years ago

What do we want?
We want the Earth!
When do we want it?
NOW, MOTHERF_CKER!
...The Meek! They want it all!

Oh, fine, I'll get a tray. This one's wet, this one's wet, this one's wet, this one's wet... did you dry these in a rainforest? What the f_ck! This one's wet, this one's wet, this one is wet...

[–] fuzzmeister_7 17 years ago

"rawr" "bleeergh" "Groowl"....said jesus. trying to blend in

And maybe in the future, there will be a Bib-lee in all the hotel rooms

no one will know, until a transvestite points it out 200 years from now in New York( or something to that affect)

[–] Ghostiejo 17 years ago

"Blasphemy! Blas for you! Blas for everybody in the room!"

Oh, and the whole baseball music bit.
'dah dah dah dah...'
'but can i just try dah dah deedle de dah dah'
'no! its dah dah dah dah...'

[–] Liljan-2 17 years ago

"Eat this bread, it is my... favourite!"

Priceless!

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Marmaduke is dying.

[–] smpursti 17 years ago

XD my fave part
"i can kill you with a single thought"
"well you'll still need a tray"
"No i will not need a tray, i do not need a tray to kill you. i can kill you without a tray, with the power of the force.for witch is strong within me, even though i could kill you with a tray if i so wish, for i would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed on the cantine floo-"
"no the food is hot you'll need a tray to put the food on"
"oh i see the food is hot? i'm sorry, i did not realise *chuckle* i thought you were challenging me to the fight of the dead"
"no this is the cantine, i work here!"

La Cocaracha the pig!

[–] smpursti 17 years ago

"This is not a game of who the *beep* are you?"

"i am lord vader, i run the deathstar"
"deathstar what's that?"
"this is the deathstar-you're in the deathstar this is a star!"
"this is a staar?"
"THIS IS Fu_king star !! i run it!! i'm your boss"
"you're mister stevens?"
"no-who is mister stevens?"
"he's the head of catering"

La Cocaracha the pig!

[–] crofman21 17 years ago

The whole altar boy and popeman was great, but probably the funniest thing in that show was when he said "Do you know there are other countries", not said in a better way or at a better time

[–] Pancake_Man 16 years ago

"Hello, Sid Arthur here, apples and pears, dog and bone."

~

[–] SpadgeMonkey 16 years ago

Whale songs are played at 33, if you speed it up to 45 it sounds like this....

WwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWell I love you baby and if it's quite alright....

The Spadge Has Spoken!

www.myspace.com/drewriversmusic

[–] faeria 15 years ago

No one will even notice it until a transvestite points it out on stage 2,000 years later (OK, that's not an exact quote but I was laughing too hard to remember it verbatim!).

...the guy who invented radio just dissed Jack the Ripper.

[–] BB-15 12 years ago

Not exactly a quote but off the top of my head;

Jesus; I said, 'take this wine, it is my blood'.
God; You said what! That's vampirism!
Jesus; Well what would you have said?
God; Take this wine, it is a merlot.

Circle is an amazing show.

BB ;-)

it's just in my opinion - imo -