deaths

WHOA

1. Greg - After realizing he had AIDS, he goes out in the cornfields, preparing to kill himself with a gun, so no one can find his body. As he prepares to aim the gun, he gets decapitated by a machete. I don't know which death was worse.

2. Tiger - After realizing he is being stalked by somebody, he gets out his dads shotgun and looks around to see if anybody is there. Well, there is, so he shoots the shotgun at the scarecrow, well it obviously didn't work so he runs HELLA slow, enough for the scarecrow to shoot the bullets into his body.

3. Mrs. Melton - She makes a snide comment about Britney Spears on IMDB, and the scarecrow LOVES her so it decides repeatedly hit her with her own laptop.

4. Jake - Gets electrocuted in a kiddy pool. Apparently he doesn't know how to swim even though he took lessons for three years.

5. Mitch - He talks WAY too much, so the scarecrow decides to rip out his tongue, put it back in his mouth, and make him swallow it.

6. Burt - He runs for about a whole hour after seeing a duck run after him. He FINALLY gets tired and falls down and looks at the sky...only to see the scarecrow as well. It stabs him in the eye with a long and hard stick.

7. Rhonda - After finding Mrs. Melton's body, she screams and runs around in cirles for 15.7 minutes. The scarecrow gets annoyed by this, so it grabs a brick and begins to smash her in the face about seven times.

8. Stephanie - While getting lost in the cornfields, she stumbles on three scarecrows. They all come to life and they all jump on her, making her fall over. They take turns raping her. And bashing her with weeds.

9. Eddie - Gets strangled with a strap on.

10. Morgan - Accidentally gets shot by the sheriff whom he mistook for the scarecrow. However she was still alive to flip off the sheriff for only a second

11. Sheriff - The scarecrow gets mad after shooting the hottest girl he saw, so it shoots him with his own gun and continues to admire Morgan's hot corpse.

12. Chad - Gets stabbed repeatedly with a scythe while laughing for no reason.

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