Read it and laugh

Take the lyrics to any songh from Open House and translate them into some language and back, then (if you're feeling dangerous) translate it into another different language and back. you'll get something like this:

Fantabulous:(spanish and back)

BARRY Well, hello there! Come. I am the runner of real estate; call me Barry.

DEBBIE Great, I am Debbie, this is Joel.

The right of the Walk of BARRY in, we should not delay!

JOEL Says, you did not have this listed on paper, did him?

BARRY Not. Passed barely the market today. You are the primeques here, I swear it! Permit me to describe the house, Has just taken a moment if you can discover it! In this spacious wide land that has obtained limits It the appeal, For a brick of colonial two-history has agreed perfectly for a couple as you, With the marital inclinations has obtained a
dormitory here, has obtained two further up the stair. There is a bathroom in the first flat and another in the second. The flats are solid oak trees, and the amoldamientos solid spruce, and the cabinets solid walnut, I have considered. The hinges in the door Original brass of 1924 They listen of a foundary in Virginia Western AND the chimney is an
explosion, Burning wood or burning gas, more romantic nothing in my opinions AND the quite splendid living room All the niceley of colors mixed The puertaventanas set against al south, that I am certain A view of the yard of the side, But of course at this time It damaged, by the ¡AND the planter that there is land in BARRY Superguay! Superguay, Superguay!
This house is near miraculous A building of gloririffic, Fantaburifficous! !!!! On this point, I place the emphasis You Are the primeques here, now that is an advantage that The decision is quite obvious, This house is superguay!

DEBBIE Ah, so that what is the asking price?

BARRY The house or the car? Hah!

JOEL The house.

BARRY So here is the thing. The salespersons are motivated very. Do not need a lot in to be paid Poor Mr. Tibbett was found barely reduced of their employment They ask 311, but they are flexible AND because you look respectible I am sure that will do all to accelerate the forward change. Permit that tell him me about this kitchen. If
you are the cook that is him enough bewitchin' he has obtained a gas stove, and a self-cleaning oven, counters of Granite, sink of double. And wait a minute, he permitted that A fan of the escape be chirped me of superquiet in which you will fall with the love!

DEBBIE that You know, we really would want barely to walk around by ourselves. Is that well?

BARRY not problem! But before you go, there is only a more thing a rooni. Or it needs to lose its serenity that Is It barely what you call a law of the State of the revelation says that I have that to tell
him when you enter there has been a death at home for frighten him not neither its potential husband But more well would not be you an owner that a boarder?

BARRY recalls Barely a thing about the house. It' s.. Superguay, Superguay! This house is near miraculous Is a building of gloririffic, Is fantaburifficous! !!!! So that considers this house, and goes discusses Him Is not woop large, is not I encourage large.

JOEL that The Is barely a tad obsequious.

BARRY that The decision is quite obvious, This house is superguay! !!!!

*no day but today*
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