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Non funny parts that made you laugh..



I burst out laughing when Tally had his hoodie on and the hood was up and he was walking toward the house.



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He was all "gangsta" and Bruce Willis and "Gangsta" Don't mix.. lol.



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Lol. I laughed when Mars and Jennifer were smokin'. I don't know why but it just made me laugh.

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I laughed when Dennis was *beep* check this out" when he sees the money... i have never seen a dumber expression on anyones face in my life...

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i'd have to agree with the 2 of u with the dennis face. that reminded me of a person that i know.

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it was hilarious when bruce was in the car after seeing his family tied up, and then the masked guy wiped Bruce's lip and then wiped the saliva on the other guys hand!!!couldt stop laughing

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I laughed at how randomly weird the whole staring contest between the girl and mars when he enters with the molotovs, oh and how when bruce willis was trapped in a burning building he immediately went for a shotgun.

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I laughed when Dennis picked Tommy up and went "The kid weighs like 30 pounds!" and Tommy went "uhh!" LMAO I also laughed at the Dennis face when he said "Check this out." I also thought the part where Mars was choking Jen was funny, because of the face she was making. Sounds wrong, I know. lol

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OH YEAH and when they were outside with the helicopter and Kevin grabbed the bags and went "Godd***it Dennis! ARUGHHHRHR!!" lmao

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That part was hysterical even though i don't think it was meant to be

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OH YEAH and when they were outside with the helicopter and Kevin grabbed the bags and went "Godd***it Dennis! ARUGHHHRHR!!" lmao


I have that part recorded on my computer! I have no idea what that was, but it cracked me up.

On more of a personal note, I always laugh when Tommy is yanking the duct tape off of himself, because he looks exactly like a little kid I used to babysit.

Oh, yeah, out of all the un-funny moments I laugh at, this one's the worst: I always burst out laughing when Talley hears Mars shooting at the mirror over the phone, drops the phone, and starts running in slow motion through the woods to the sound of some soprano vocalist. I mean, he did that in the first part of the movie, and since it was the first time it was okay, but the second time was hysterical.

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i laughed pretty hard when Bruce Willis said Captain Wooba's gonna save Zenon

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i laughed when the little boy said to chief tally "i got your special movies"

or when mars burns himself to death it was so dumb.

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On more of a personal note, I always laugh when Tommy is yanking the duct tape off of himself, because he looks exactly like a little kid I used to babysit.


That's a novel way of making sure the spoilt little grub keeps quiet and leaves you in peace during the baby sitting session - well done!

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I just saw this by total accident nine years after my original post, and I ugly-laughed like the undignified person I am, so bravo.

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yeh cuz everyone knows you can shoot the fire out if you're die hard.

wasn't the worst movie i ever saw, but it was unintentionally funny too often by trying to be too dramatic. i laughed at bruce crying hysterically when he hugged his wife and daughter. wanted to say "bruce make sure you floss. got a big hunk of scenery between your teeth."

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NASA spent thousands developing a pen that would write in space. The Russians used a pencil.
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aww why does everyone say stuff about his expression. The actor has to act shocked & excited, while hiding the fact that he has an overbite and boston accent. It is hard. he is bound to make a dumb face every once and awhile

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yeah, yah yeah i was going to post that the second on "You'er My Girl" lmao, me and my brother laughd when we saw that.

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Yeah Mars was trying way too hard to look cool.

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Actually if you ever meet Bruce Willis this first thing you will notice is... DAMN! This dude is mad ghetto. It's a shock, but he definitely has black in him! HAHA! Now that's funny!
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Pretty much everything that Mars did in the movie was a big laugh him walking throught the fire stairing at the girl and then he burnt himself to death WTF.

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Since when is wearing a hoodie gangsta? Those hoodies predate "gangsta" by at least 20 years.

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Your right, hoodies have been around since the Sixties that I know of.. Look at your parents high school year books.. Levi jackets and hoodies, predate rap... Actually a good example is watch the movie Red Dawn, hoodies are Red Neck...

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When Tally was talking to Dennis for the first time and Dennis was freaking out, Tally was all like "Be cool, Dennis! Beeeeeeee cool!" Gosh, that makes me crack up everytime. And, absolutely, the whole Bruce "Yo, I'm a Gansta!" Willis, I can just picture him breaking into a freestyle.

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I think every part where dennis sound like he is saying to much without breathing. He sounds out of breath like he is gonna pass out.

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this is on the border of funny/nonfunny
but when the little kid screams with that horrific face
after mars appears behind the kitchen island

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LOL....VERY TIME THAT LITTLE BOY SCREAMS MAKES ME LAUGH!
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Funniest non-funny parts

1) Dennis's, *beep* check this out!" line
2) Talley running to the house in slo-mo
3) Kevin's scream after Talley tells Dennis he lied about Walter Smith
4) The noise Tommy makes when Dennis picks him up and goes, "The kid weighs like thirty pounds!"

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I started laughing when bruce was coming his beard and then left the comb there. lol

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I just watched this, I have to admit, Bruce Willis' face when he just rescued his family and is hugging them, his mouth is open and he's smothering them...I don't know I just laughed.

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'You must live in Australia'
wtf?

But i cacked myself when marv hung down from the vent, then he like did this weird twisty thing and shot the guy

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So it's agreed. This movie is a comedy.

PS. What do you mean, 'You must live in Australia'?

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everytime i see this movie i laugh uncontrollably at the part near the end when that mars kid is leaping through the vent like a dog.
i'm laughing writing about it...its really weird though, because he's actually like a dog. hahaha

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I don't know if it was supposed to be funny or not, but when Mars sincerely offers both Jennifer and Tommy the joint, and they both say not, and he just shrugs and takes a hit... I laughed so freakin' hard!

And this is probably really sick, but when Dennis sees his brother dying, he keeps saying to Mars, "Oh my God! They shot him!" over and over again. Now, I don't know about anybody else (I've only seen this once), but I never heard gunfire! And Mars keeps trying to get him to shut up so he could explain everything, but Dennis is a lost cause at this point. I don't know, but something about Mars's reaction to Dennis's stupidity got a few chuckles out of me... until he shot him, that is.

Also, the "You're my girl!" line is hilarious!


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4) The noise Tommy makes when Dennis picks him up and goes, "The kid weighs like thirty pounds!"


LOL!!! That made me laugh the hardest. I was sitting laughing for like five minutes. This movie cracked me up so bad.

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The 'low crime Tuesday' line made me laugh quite a bit-
Also yeah Bruce Willis walking in the blue hoodie- looking all rebellion :D haha

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No, Bruce Willis isn´t gangsta. He´s much badder-ass than gangsta.

My funniest part was when Bruce was telling the older brother that he wanted some of the money so he could buy a house on a golf course. The brother offers him $50,000 and Bruce tells him no. Then the kid offers him half and says something like "There´s $2,000,000 here. Half is GOOD!".

Half is GOOD!

Just funny.

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'Half is GOOD!' is like the funniest thing Jonathan Tucker says in that movie!

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The first time Mars jumps outta nowhere with the molotov cocktail and throws it on Bruces car, I was like wtf? Mixed with laughter.

Also when he tosses the boy and says he weighs like 30 pounds.

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My friend couldnt get over the hilarity of the kid getting hit with the phone. I guess cuz it came outta nowhere, but to this day, he completely ignored the rest of the scene, and just thought that part was hilarious.

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Funny movie. I admit, I got a laugh when Dennis goes "**** check this out". He did pretty good in this movie, the actor. Shame that his tv show got cancelled.

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when mars chases Jennifer and Tommy through the ventilation thing like a wild animal, I found that so funny. scary, but funny as.

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When Mars offers Tommy the joint is funny, but when he shoots Dennis I yell "yeah! finally!"

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omg seriously you guys, are u trying to kill me or something! Your comments about this movie are hilarious!!
Someone previously mentioned this, but meh, it needs to be repeated!! :P
One of the parts that made me laugh out loud was when (at the end) Bruce was hugging his family and he was proper crying his eyes out...I just suddenly burst out laughing, and my friends and family were like, "are you crying"
They actually thought I was crying because he had rescued his family! when in actual fact I was laughing so hard at his facial expressions! lol
Oh yeah and another part that had me in stitches was when Mars was choking Jennifer. It wasnt the look on her face that i found funny, it was his bloated red face! I bet i looked like a right old twat, laughing during the most inappropriate times!

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"you are my girl, and my girl comes with me!"

the crazy look on his face makes me lol all the time

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when mars chases Jennifer and Tommy through the ventilation thing like a wild animal, I found that so funny. scary, but funny as.


When Mars is chasing Tommy and Jennifer through vents. Sounded like Predator(I might be thinking of another movie), sounds funny

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Sorry if someone has already mentioned this. When I saw Bruce Willis with that funny beard and long hair at the start.

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when that guy gets stabbed in the mouth

it's pretty much the only thing I remember about this movie

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