What horrible things do you do to villagers??
Evil question, I know.
But when I'm bored, I like digging holes around them so they're stuck on a square of grass. Then I keep hitting them with a net. Then I plant a pitfall so that they fall in and dig holes around THAT. More net hitting...
Then I leave them there.
And I go fishing and get garbage and mail it to them. And the letters say really terrible things.
...At this point I feel terribly guilty, so I send a different letter with tons of compliments and money.
Then I get mad because they write back saying "I couldn't understand your letter at all, learn to write" or something, and I go and do it all over again.
Fun fun fun.
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Full Metal Alchemist ROX!