My version seems to be 80 mins, maybe i got the super-extended-ultra-hardcore-xxx-queer-as-hell-gay-compacted-80-minute version, coz i'm 20 minutes into it; the first 5 was credits, i spent the next five laughing my ass off, third 5 being bored and the last five being scared about all the (not so) subtle gay imagery thats being flooded to my brain in this crapest of all crap movies.
-nobody seems to wear shirts
-they couldnt afford extra's
-the plot is bad, predictable, shallow, often nonsensical, and seems to have been written by a 12 year old.
-the acting is barely one step ahead of what i saw at my church's easter production this year.
-the cars are old
-the car chases are done at 25mph - and you have to wonder how come a guy who lives for cars cant even take a simple racing corner?
I think i'll add this to my list of 'movies i couldnt sit thru', and that means a lot seeing how short the list is *cough* moulin rouge *cough*
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rheinmainalex
20 years ago
I guess being put in the same list as "Moulin Rouge" is the greatest compliment this movie will likely ever receive ;-)
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