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They made a movie about 3 hits?


He's gotta get three hits? How hard can this be? Granted, I couldn't do it, but the character is a professional player who already hit 3000 (though 3 didn't count for some reason)!

Alright, he is playing in the NL, so he'll have to get back into shape to play a position (can't just DH for a week). Still though, he's playing for the Brewers (no offense Milwaukee fans) - it's not like he's gotta be a gold glover at whatever position he plays.

He just has to get basehits, right? Hell, if plays for 2 weeks (say 12 games), averaging 3 at bats per game, he'd only have to bat .083 over those games to get three hits. Just doesn't seem like that would be all that hard for a major leaguer.

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Yeah, but he's supposed to have been retired for 10 years, after getting 3000 (well, 2997) hits. He'd be near 50, so batting .083 probably ain't gonna be easy.

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Yea.. Its easier said then done.. The reason i want to see this is cause bernie mac is Freakin Funny as hell.. he made head of state and his show was pretty good =)... It will be good.. but no guarantees

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i think what he means is that he made head of state funny

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maybe 3000 homeruns. but don't hold me on that.

just a thought

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3000 homeruns? Isn't the career record 800-something?

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Yeah. I don't think we'll ever see a baseball player reach a career record 3000 homeruns. If that ever happens, they'd better give the poor guy a massive statue and a long restful vacation. :P

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The american record is 755, and somebody who played in the Japanese Leagues over 800, I think.

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American record is 755 by Hank Aaron, and the Japanese star Sadaharu Oh, hit 868 in his career!

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Anyone on this planet with any athletic ability could hit .083. Two words for you, Michael Jordon. Hell, I had a cousin play AA ball who batted over .200, and he didn't even play in college, he was just a fast football player.

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While I agree with you on the overall difficulty of baseball, 3 hits does seem like an extremely easy feat to accomplish for a hitter on Mac's character's level. Only 25 players in the history of Major League Baseball have reached 3000 hits in their career. I'd be willing to bet that a George Brett, Robin Yount, Eddie Murray or Dave Winfield could pick up a bat and get hits in the big leagues today if they wanted to. All of those guys are pushing 50 and have been out of the game for 10 or so years. They're all fantastically talented hitters. Obviously they won't be on the level they were in their prime, but they'll take the same approach, go out there, watch some pitches, take some cuts and eventually they will get hits. Rickey Henderson is 46 years old and was getting hits in big-league games as recently as last season. In the trailers for this movie it shows Bernie Mac swinging like he's never used a bat before. It's not like pitchers are that much better now then they were 10 years ago, why would such an accomplished hitter take such a sloppy approach to hitting? There is also a line in the trailer where a reporter states that Mr. 3000 didn't get a hit in his first week back. Take anyone out of that 3000 hits club, I guarantee that at 50 years old each and every one of them would be able to get at least 3 hits in a week at any level of play.

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Yep, I heard the hardest thing to do is trying to hit a baseball. Know you have to hit one off a Major League Pitcher which I bet none of us regular players could ever do, hell I would be scared of that 95 mile per hour fastball coming towards me.

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Thank you... I agree with the guy who started the post.

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There's no "hardest thing" when it comes to sports. And if there is, I don't think its hitting a baseball. After 20 years in the American League, Roger Clemens can go over to the NL and still bat over .200? Bah!

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"After 20 years in the American League, Roger Clemens can go over to the NL and still bat over .200? Bah! "

Clemons is 11-61 and is batting .180, Bernie mack is supposed to have not played baseball and never practiced in 10 years so getting 3 hits is a hard thing to do, Clemons atleast took BP everyonce in awhile in the AL because of interleague.

We all remeber this year when Fred McGriff came back to hit 9 HRs to get to 500(something that everyone thought was going to be easy) and he played for 2 months and only ended up getting 2 homers.

whoever said Jordn could bat .200, thats because he was in DOUBLE A he was faceing 19 year olds who are practicing a pitch a game, Bernie mack is a 50 year old guy faceing the pros, 3 hits is hard to get.

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"American record is 755 by Hank Aaron, and the Japanese star Sadaharu Oh, hit 868 in his career! "

if Hank Aaron played in those stadiums with those pitchers he would have probubly hit 1500 HRs, they are so tiny. BTW while we are talking about AAroan, anyone realizze that Bonds is probubly gonna get 700 in the next few days? I hope he breaks Aarons record, but he prolly wont because next year might be his last.

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i hope they dont do that, I love Barry, Im a huge Pirates fan and as a kid I always watched him at 3 river, he was jacking them into the upper deck even then he has always had power he just didnt get alot of HRs his first 3 years cause he was lead off, and they need proof other then association with his trainer to convince me (although I really like Barry so I might be biased, even though I dont like the Giants at all).

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"i hope they dont do that, I love Barry, Im a huge Pirates fan and as a kid I always watched him at 3 river, he was jacking them into the upper deck even then he has always had power he just didnt get alot of HRs his first 3 years cause he was lead off, and they need proof other then association with his trainer to convince me (although I really like Barry so I might be biased, even though I dont like the Giants at all). "

As someone who has been a Pirates fan from birth, I simply cannot understand how you can possibly support Bonds. He may be the best hitter of all time, maybe even without the steroids, but he deserted a winning team to go to a losing team, and for that I cannot forgive him. Plus the fact that he's a jerk and he hates the elderly and small puppies.

Not only did his pathetically weak throw home in game 7 of the NLCS cost the Pirates a chance to go to the World Series, but then he bolts the next winter, after 3 consecutive trips to the playoffs. Might I mention that your favorite team has not had a winning record since that day when Bonds left?

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"he hates the elderly and small puppies." i dont know if that is just speculaton or not but if its not then you should not accuse him of stuff like that. even though it might just be expressions. besides he hates elderly people? thats just wrong IMHO and i think you are just bitter. i think you are off base to not like barry bonds because he was not treated as good in pittsburg as he is in san fransisco. obviosly fans like him in san fransisco and he has been accepted as part of the comunity more than when he was in pittsburg. remember the jim leland incidant where barry and him yelled in each others faces back and forth and on tv? thats just proof about his unhappiness. also would you turn down the money that san fransisco offered barry to stay in a place like pittsburg? heck no you wouldnt. i know i wouldnt. and all this talk about steroids is not pertinant to anything because nobody knows anything and i think he probably didnt do them at all because if he did then he certanly would have stopped after all the contraversey and last time i checked he was stillhitting homeruns. can you say 700? of course some people try to find something wrong with anybody who is on top just like liberals that want to get george bush off the stand. maybe we should try to respect our leaders for once and apprecate what it is they do for us weather it is entertainment or leading our country in a time of war.

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I thought I was the only Pirates fan still haunted by Bonds' pathetic throw to the plate in 92. For a big name player, you've got to come up with that throw.

Sid Bream (the baserunner) had two bum knees and still scored from 2nd base.

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"Even though I'm hoping against hope, I'm pretty sure that Barry Bonds in his steroid-induced rage will surpass Hank Aaron's record of 755. Oh well, I just hope that they place a syringe next to Barry's bat in his area of Cooperstown. "


Bonds gets such a bad reputation for no good reason at all. First of all, there is no way that the man can play as well as he has FOR SO LONG, especially at his age, if he has been using steroids. Those things will mess up a person’s body relatively quickly, and the fact that Bonds is 40 and can still do what he does, without showing signs of stopping, demonstrates that he TAKES CARE of himself and his body, rather than abusing it with steroids. In fact, look at his game day rituals. For example, he spends a lot of time stretching vigorously (note: Ken Griffey, Jr. neglected to stretch, and now look where he is). Bonds also works out 8 hours a day in the off-season and is almost Nazi-like in his dedication towards taking care of his body and maintaining his health.

Bonds is equally as careful in his actual mechanics. He’s not some meathead power hitter (ie, Ken Caminiti, a confessed steroid user who retired due to health problems resulting from his steroid use) who just tries to slam the thing out of the park. Bonds spends hours studying footage of opposing pitchers. He has the best eye in baseball. After all, he holds the all-time walks record. He makes hitting an art. Bonds may be 4 behind Adrian Beltre for the most HR’s in the NL this season, but Beltre’s been at bat 538 times, whereas Bonds has been up 333. If Bonds had had nearly as many at-bats, he would’ve shattered his single-season HR record by now. Bonds is a virtuoso.

Bonds isn’t a jerk the way professional athletes are sometimes. He’s never been arrested, or accused of rape, or drug use, or domestic abuse. He gives money to charities and brings his kids to his games. Just because Bonds doesn’t kiss-ass with the media and doesn’t come from “low beginnings,” the general perception is that he’s an *beep* and is someone we should hate. But this is wrong; the media likes to make him look like jerk but then turn around and kiss his ass as he inches up the all-time HR list. Bonds is actually a good guy who is achieving amazing things in his career (nothing that should be taken lightly), and we should respect him, not try to tear him down.

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I agree that steroids or no steroids, he has the quickest hands in the history of the game and may be the best hitter in the history of the game. But he's still a jerk who deserted a winner to go to a loser, breaking my heart and the hearts of thousands in Pittsburgh and the surrounding area.

And that's not the only reason he's a jerk, not to the media and fans, but also his teammates. You think Leyland and Bonds weren't on good terms? Just go ask Jeff Kent what he thinks of Bonds. Bonds on numerous occasions (at least 2 years) did not join the rest of his teammates for a team picture for a media guide. That's disrespectful to his teammates, it's sending a message that he thinks he is better than all of them. And he might be, even though until 2001, Jeff Kent had as many MVP awards as Bonds did with the Giants.

And those who are completely against the roids theory: Bonds hit just 49 HR in 480 AB in 2000, followed by 73 HR in 476 AB in 2001. Pitching in the N.L. actually got dramatically better from 2000 to 2001, as the number of runs per game dropped from 5.00 in 2000 to 4.70 in 2001. Yet Bonds managed to significantly increase his HR output. How do you explain that?

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guys like clemens and henderson are exceptional. at 40+ they still maintain an excellent physical conditioning regimen and are just in better shape than a lot of players in their 20's. bernie mac's character, on the other hand, hadn't worked out whatsoever since retiring. another reason guys like henderson and clemens have been so successful is that they haven't been away from the game-a guy who misses a full season has to readjust to the game somewhat during spring training or in the minors on rehab assignment, 9 years off would increase the amount of "rust" exponentially

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Going back to Mr. 3000 for a second here:

What I think some people are forgetting here is that 3,000 hits is one of the four "guarenteed election to the Hall of Fame" plateaus. Obviously I haven't seen the movie, but I'm guessing that this might be one of the reasons Bernie's character wants to go back and get those 3 hits - to guarentee is election to Cooperstown. Now, if my theory is in any way true, the premise of the story is pretty absurd because there are TONS of Hall of Famers who didn't reach any of these plateaus and they're still there. For the uneducated: If you manage 3,000 hits, 500 homeruns, 3,000 strikeouts (as a pitcher) or 300 wins (as a pitcher), you've solidified your Hall of Fame status.

I'm still going to see this though. It looks like it'll be pretty damn funny.

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all of you people talk about how easy it to get 3 hits in the major leagues but ill bet nobody on here could do it. i should know because i have played baseball my whole life and before i was in college i went to camp at cleveland state there was one of the indians there working and there was no way i could hit that stuff! probly nobody on the cleveland state team could have even hit a foul ball. i think it s a very good idea for a movie because i cant imagine somebody that old who is going to play baseball for the pros. and for you who say only has to bat .083 and play for the brewers that is a horribal point. if anything i would say he probly couldnt do it but ill bet in the movie he does. after all its just a movie!

"i cant keep my eyes on one spot for a second out of my little day!"

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Hey bender6970,

I agree completely, just because a player retires, doesn't mean he loses all natural ability, and after a certain training period, I think he would EASILY get a measley three hits. I'm certainly not saying that it's easy for just anyone to get hits off of major-league pitchers, but someone who developed their skills enough to get three thousand shouldn't have too much problem getting back into the groove.

And I hate to bring this up, but unless the guy was totally hated by every other team, I'm sure there would be pitchers who would lob a meatball to him eventually if he weren't able to get the hits legitimately. See Michael Strahan's single-season sack record as an example. And don't any New York Giants fans whine to me that I brought that up, I've been a Giants fan all my life, but I was a little bummed that Favre laid down for Strahan, I'm glad that he got the record, but there definitely should be an asterisk after that one.


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how old is that guy that has the funny batting stance where he holds the bat way up high over his head and i think maybe had an afro? julio something or julius? i can't remember but i think he is pretty old because i used to have some baseball cards of him but they wernt worth much when i tried to sell them at the card shop.

"i cant keep my eyes on one spot for a second out of my little day!"

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julio franco.....he is 192 years old

You know what you are? You're f***in semantic blockage. - R.T. Sakers

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heck yes! thats it julio franco!!! now i remember because i used to think he was a reletive of jon franco who was a pitcher for the mets which are still my favorite team (boo yankees!!!). i had some baseball cards of julio franco and he played on the indians. heck i think hes still playing but i don't know for who lol!

"i cant keep my eyes on one spot for a second out of my little day!"

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He is a backup first basemen for the Braves, Bobby Cox swaps him out with Adam LaRoache. Now if we wouldn't have gotten rid of Greg Maddux, Kevin Millwood and Tom Glavine, we may have actually had a chance at playing in the World Series.

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you can have glavine back if you want. he's a big part of the "country club atmosphere" problem the mets have and i'd love to see him traded

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You think this was about three hits? lol

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