I need to the shake the hand of.......

......the Director of this movie. You know, just to see if the crucifix that I will be palming melts through his hand. ha ha. But seriously, I saw this on the shelf of Blockbuster and I had to take a triple-take because I honestly didn't believe the depths of human depravity had sunken this low.

I liken these crappy movies to when someone pulls out the expired milk carton and says "phew....the milk is curdled. take a whiff"....AND YOU DO!!! You know it's going to be horrible but you just have to prove it to yourself. Fortunately, I have smelled crap and I know I don't like it and so I didn't have to rent Lep. 2 to prove it to myself.

Ty Webb: I like you Betty.
Danny Noonan: It's Danny sir.
Ty Webb: Danny.