Not as bad as I expected!

I came for the skin and stayed for the story and the unexpectedly witty dialogue. The scenes with Larry and Seamus sittin' around the ol' strip-club talkin' had some lines that made me laugh out loud, and reminded me of CLERKS, especially since "Larry" reminded me of Kevin Smith and "Seamus" looked like CLERKS' "Dante"). Glori-Anne Gilbert has been criticized for being all-bimbo and no-actress, but I thought she did a decent job of emoting here. In fact, I got caught up in the Heather-Seamus love story and came to actually care what happened to the two of them. The marshmallow roast was one of the sickest and funniest things I've ever seen in horror movies.