Similarities with LOTR (fun thread)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e372/Phantominthemirror/blood_of_beasts_2003_dvd.jpg

that poster strike you as odd by any chance?



does it ring a bell?


let me help you along here.

I decided to make a visual representation to compare the two movie posters.

bare with me.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e372/Phantominthemirror/opl2.jpg

sorry about that at the bottom, i got lazy and didn't want to edit the lame comment out.

despite the obvious marketing rip off... this movie wasn't anything like lord of the rings. (disappointingly)
The storyline to Blood of Beast (beauty and the beast) was pretty cookie cutter. Nothing to cream your pants over.
HOWEVER!!!!!!!
this movie is so damn cheesy you'll HAVE to laugh at it.

heres a few quotes.


king "why did you bring me water" (blood ..... not brain beast) "so you could drink"

bad actor "this is all i found............. *points* except this"

horse lady "at best I'll be lost at sea, at worst, I'll be eaten by Odin's beast"

bad actor "SO!!! agnar, son of ... ragnar" (sound that out in your head)


Sure I created the names.... but the script writer must have gone to rehab after this movie....... that or jail. Lets hope no one in jail will see this movie......... he'd be the prison assbeast.

If those Quotes didn't sell you, in less than 10 minutes of the movie, Erika asked me if this was one of my "quality" movies (boo-ya!!!! bling-bling!!!!! score!!!!! success!!!!! I win the INTERNET 8-)).
After I got done laughing really hard (I also knew it'd be awhile before I picked out the movie again), she knew what the answer was.

I can't really describe much of the movie.... you wouldn't want me to.
So heres some retarded/pointless screenshots.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e372/Phantominthemirror/o2ge4.png

seriously.... the village had about 12 people in it!!!!
and the dick with blond hair thought he was hot *beep* being the king of a dozen people.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e372/Phantominthemirror/o3yv8.jpg
You'll know exactly what I'm talking about if you see the movie, I was just lazy with screenshots.


http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e372/Phantominthemirror/o4pp3.png


But seriously,
the acting was pretty bad
except [url=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0923529/]Justin[/url]
(i recognized him...... and pathetically enough, it was from lois and clark, and dungeons and dragons.... yes, i'ma a l0z3r)
but even this guy wasn't good enough to carry the movie on his shoulders.
The dialog and plot are well worth laughing at.
The storyline is incredibly predictable, nothing innovative.

If you want to laugh at a movie with a bunch of friends.... this is a great start. (in terms of SO BAD IT"S GOOD)