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The rugby dive near the end made me LOL hard


Best scene of the movie.

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I wish someone would post that scene as an animated gif or whatever you call it.

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God i hated that teacher. He was the most annoying actor in the movie/ And then of all things, he puts on the most rediculous looking ruby uniform and a collar (which goes off... for some reason...) and then does the funniest looking dive going for a "goal" or something like that. WTF was the point of him going there and killing himself anyway?




My My My, How the time does fly when you know you're gonna die by the end of the night.

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The point of him going there and killing himself is that he came to his senses and finally realized that the battle royale act was wrong and he didn't want any part of that anymore and maybe he didn't have a reason to live because of his daughter, that's the way I saw it.

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Yes, we all know "why" he did it, it doesnt change the fact that he was the most retarded part of the movie. He overacted everything he said. There were times i couldnt contain my laughter.

He shows up at the end with his short shorts trying to make a statement, LOL. Almost as good as when a soldier came up to talk to him and he was drooling (or something like it) everywhere. Im trying to find a video of it. I was DYING



My My My, How the time does fly when you know you're gonna die by the end of the night.

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Also, he made his collar explode. Remember that Kitano had a remote which could activate the collars, and he probably did as well.

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hahaha the dive was pretty hilarious, but did anyone notice the stupid like "ELBOW TOUCHING" between shuya and taku? that was so dumb. hahahaha holy crap the dive really is funny, oh and wtf im watching the credits right now and under special thanks is "SEGA".... interesting

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God i hated that teacher. He was the most annoying actor in the movie/ And then of all things, he puts on the most rediculous looking ruby uniform and a collar (which goes off... for some reason...) and then does the funniest looking dive going for a "goal" or something like that. WTF was the point of him going there and killing himself anyway?

Well you did ask what was the whole reason of him going there and killing himself, so I just though I answered that question.

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The collar was aleady on him, he didn't put it on...just thought I'd point that out.

I agree, however, that was a ridiculous and terribly stupid death. He was such a horrible actor!

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http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/6117/81632344.gif

for your viewing pleasure

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No work.

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Best movie death ever. period.

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This movie was loaded with terrible acting, the worst being done by the guy who played Taku. But that rugby scene was truly hilarious! He really had a lot of passion in that dive.

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that was probably the most epic death in the history of cinema


it just doesn't get any more ridiculous than a crazy guy in short shorts doing a rugby dive while his nect explodes

it still blows my mind that nobody on set thought this was a bad idea

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Thanks for making me laugh! When he entered, i was like What the f...?
My god this movie went downhill after the first half hour..

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Oh yes the epic ruger dive! Yeah..when I saw the teacher start to run I was like, "Don't dive. Don't dive. Don't. Don't."

Man...freakin hilarious. What an awful movie.

At least I was excited for the first 30 minutes especially after seeing how good the first one was. Oh well....

They can't touch me. We break off run so fast they can't even touch me...

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Maybe this scene makes some sense, but we don't understand it because of cultural differences?
Is there any Japanese around, who could tell us wtf whas the point of it?

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I'm really not seeing how that could possibly be a cultural difference.

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Pff...OBVIOUSLY you've never been to japan, there are whole companies dedicated to "guy in short shorts rugby dive" miniatures, cartoons, children's cereal, video games, purses, shoes and so forth. Truly, it is one of the cornerstones of the Japanese way of life.

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*+_Charos_+*

"I have often laughed at weaklings
who thought themselves good because
they had no claws."

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with an explosive collar?

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It's an optional accessory...

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*+_Charos_+*

"I have often laughed at weaklings
who thought themselves good because
they had no claws."

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I wonder what film is the worst , Ed Wood Plan 9 from outer space or Battle Royale 2 . and yes that rugby dive was probably the most hilarious scene of all time . lol

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You sir, are a genius. You have won the internets, fact.

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i think he wanna make a dive hard enough his head to come off right after the explosion
so some sort of self decap?

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I just hope it was for real so he doesn't get to "act" in any further movies.

Funniest scene for me was when the daughter-pianist just happens to step into a derelict, war-torn room and just happens to find a pristinely-tuned piano sitting there. Serendipidous...

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Tell me about it, this movie is just full of how the *beep* and what the hell...s. And the end was just...i mean there are miracles and then there's this. The 3 people not only survive the *beep* of missiles and soldiers coming at them but manage to also coincidentally "bump" into their friends, one of which was from the first movie. So that's like a what...triple coincidence? Surely coincidences of this calibre should cancel out the existance of every single thing in this universe.

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but manage to also coincidentally "bump" into their friends, one of which was from the first movie

It's three months later. There was probably a game plan for the first group of surviving students before they were sent off that involved making their way to Afghanistan and meeting up with Noriko. And likewise, when Nanahara and Aoi made it off the island miraculously unscathed, they too made their way to Afghanistan and contacted the other group to arrange a rendezvous.

I'm not excusing some aspects of the ending, but that point you made above was wrong--there was nothing that was supposed to be coincidental about it.

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oh my GOD i am actually seriously crackiing up here thinking about that scene...when he started diving and the kids are running past him im just like WTF are ya doin loser!??!?! XD

his tic tac munchies was pretty hilarious too...god what a horrible movie XD

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Oh crazy teacher man, you had me at "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" <3 pmsl, indeed, best death ever.

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Im an hour and 40 minutes into the movie... Got bored and got my laptop out. Now I can't wait for the rugby diiiiiiiive!!!!

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That scene was so idiotic. I groaned as it happened.

I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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He was so random.

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