funniest moment?
I laughed so hard when the soda machine fell on the guys.
share"Your hot tub will be ready in no time and in no time will your hot tub be ready."
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MovieChat Forums > 3-South (2002) Discussion > funniest moment?
It's been awhile since I've seen it, so I'm kind of paraphrasing and probably will get it wrong but...
Sanford: Hey, I just took a crap, and I gave it a name, Brownie. Brownie von Turdmiester the fouth, and he has his father's hair! It's that funny?
Joe: It's about as funny as yesterday when you gave birth to Brownie von Turdmiester the third.
Sanford: Yeah, but this is funny for different reasons!
Each episode has great moments. It's hard to choose just one. I'm sure the unaired eps had their moments as well, but chances are we'll never see them because MTV is nothing but money-grubbing attention-loving idiots that will do anything for ratings, including cancelling a show with such qualities that they never promoted.
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I don't remember the line exactly, but Stanford was in a class and the professor said "why did the Soviet Union break up?" and Stanford says "because their drummer died".
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"i'm cold"
"no your not your burning up...take off this coat before you pass out"
Sanford: are you really the ultimate party machine
todd: no
Sanford: isn't that like false advertising
(pan down on his MENSA shirt)
Where i'm from, a little town called "none of your god damn business"
when the guy drives the car into the pole and says "i didnt even put the blindfolds on yet!"
* (Not really sure about the characters names or which episode it was)
I liked the episode where the guys are trying to get into the fraternity, but only one of them does. Later on in the episode the other characters are congradulating him on making the fraternity and the hillbilly one says
" Hey for making into the fraternity, how about a swig from my sodo- pop...or is this my spit can? "
(He then takes a swig, gets sick in the nearest trash can then says: )
"It was sodi-pop"
"Lucky he had a fire extinguisher in his pants."
sharethe funnies moment was when the canon went off and that guy did his stupid laugh and it was all high and screechy
share"Girls go to the bathroom?"
"They pee out of their butts!"
"But, that's where babies come out!"
sanford: I'll take this penny, take it down to the railroad tracks and flatten it. And then sell it for 2 pennies. I will then repeat the process until I am richer than Jesus.
*looks at a picture of Jesus
"I'm catching you fatcat"
Just paraphrasing
Sanford: Hey, who was that president who always wore the top hat?"
Joe: Abraham Lincoln.
Sanford: No, he always wore a big hat.
Joe: (annoyed) Abraham Lincoln.
Del: Uncle Sam?
Sanford: That's it!
(Joe takes out a 5 dollar bill)
Joe: Look! It was Abraham Lincoln.
(pause)
(Sanford looks at the bill)
Sanford: Are you trying to bribe me dude? Cause I can't be bought."
(Sanford takes the 5 dollar bill)
Stoner Dormmate: "I wrote out a few instructions to help you remember what to do. :holds up piece of paper that says "water it": I'll leave it right next to the pot... that the oregono is in."
Hahaha, that one gets me every time.
I'm paraphrasing here
Hillbilly: "We's havin' spahgetti. My daddy calls it eaten' string!"
I've used that line in conversation, it gets really weird looks from people.
I haven't seen this show in so long that I almost forgot what it was called, but it was really funny and I miss it.
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Sanford (laying in the bunk): Joe why do you study so much?
Joe: So i cna get do well in college.
Sanford: Why?
Joe: So i can get a great job as doctor.
Sanford: But why?
Joe: So i can make tons of money and retire and sit around and do nothigng.
Sanford: I'm already doing nothing. I am so ahead of the game.
I like to have peed myself on that one.