This was a tax write off, wasn't it!

This is so bad, it took me 4 sittings to get to the end.

Smiles raised - ZERO!

Which makes the amount of laughs also a zero.

Someone here must've made so much money elsewhere that the producers premise was surely to 'make a script so bad, so awful, so unfunny' to eunsure the film will succeed only in failure.

"...and if the bible has taught us anything (and it hasn't)..." Homer