'Grand Theft Parsons' script
Whilst I'm aware that a number of you would rather poke out their own eyes than sully them this way, I've just been alerted to the news - actually, that makes it sound a bit more efficient than my mate mentioning it in passing, which is actually what happened - that there is a copy of the script on the loose, out 'there'.
I've had a look, and it appears to be a slightly earlier - and possibly better - draft than that which we finally shot, but if you're interested it is here: http://www.screentalk.biz/scripts/_GrandTheftParsons_Finished(FD).pdf
Oh, and if you hate it - I really, really don't need to know...
jd