I really wanted to like this, but my heavens it's a shocker

I like bowls. I've never played it of course, but I did once kick a bowling ball as a kid and hurt my toe. My dad was captain of the local bowling team and helped build a green. I like to drink beer and sit and stare out at a bowling green in a country pub in july. I wanted to like this film, but it was just absolutely atrocious. Nice to see Bernard Cribbins still working though. There is something likable in it's direness, but it really isn't funny and i actually removed the tape from the machine and contemplated dropping it out of the window at one point. (I bought it for £1.50). I'm gonna give it to the crazy old woman who runs the animal rescue charity shop round the corner though. Really can't reccommend it unless you have absolutely no critical faculties. Poor show.

"Maybe I could just lie here...."