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War on Villa/War on Terror

posted 18 years ago by grievingforgrace
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President Woodrow Wilson ordered General Pershing into Mexico to hunt down Pancho Villa after his men massacred innocent citizens of Columbus, NM. This of course, hurt Mexican-American relations. The U.S. army was technically invading a sovereign nation, although it can be argued that the invasion was justified.

This is why today, we cannot find Osama bin Laden. He is most likely hiding in the remote and lawless tribal regions of central Pakistan. We would probably be able to get him if we wanted to, but that would mean sending troops into an autonomous nation- Pakistan. That would strain our already fragile relationship with the Pakistanis.

I smell a sequel. "...And Starring Osama bin Laden as a Douchebag."

Rebuttal?

[–] M-Legendre 18 years ago

Actually Osama is hiding under my bed. It's not all that bad, he smells like *beep* and speaks gibberish, but he does help with rent and can make a killer hummus dip.

Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a *beep* how crazy they are!

[–] grievingforgrace 18 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–] pery-1 11 years ago

If the US didn't have Bin Laden, it would have invented him. Read "1984".

[–] eddy-villanueva 14 years ago

"This is why today, we cannot find Osama bin Laden. He is most likely hiding in the remote and lawless tribal regions of central Pakistan. We would probably be able to get him if we wanted to, but that would mean sending troops into an autonomous nation- Pakistan. That would strain our already fragile relationship with the Pakistanis."

Oh they most likely found bin Laden, they are just saying that they can't find him just to send more troops to Afghanistan where they "think" he might be when they know he is in Pakistan.

Maybe because Pakistan doesn't have enough oil???? wink wink

And you know the thing about chaos??? It's fair. - The Joker

[–] ztpt 13 years ago

Welll,now hes hiding under the sea with a nice ventilation hole trough his head:)

[–] Captain_Augustus_McCrae 13 years ago

Yes, food for sea snails, crabs, and other (Islamic diet)non-permissible aquatic varmints. They might as well have fed him to pigs!

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