Favorite Quotes? Anyone?


Gawain: You brought yo' bitch to the Waffle Hut?

Gawain: The man brought his bitch...to the Waffle Hut.
Pancake: All right, look you. I will thank you to stop referring to Mountain that way. She is the other half of my life.
Gawain: Everybody lookin' at me like I'm some kind of f@#k-up for losin' a sorry-ass job and this mothaf@#$a brings his BITCH to the mothaf@#$in' Waffle Hut.
Pancake: You sumbitch punk! Shut ya g@#$%!n mouth!

BRAVE Change your fate 06.22.2012

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Favorite Quotes? Anyone?


"I.B.S."

"You be what?"

"Irritable Bowel Syndrome."

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Favorite Quotes? Anyone?


Professor G.H. Dorr: "So we have decided to return the money, every last cent of it, and attend Sunday services, rather than spend the remainder of our days wastin' away at the Mississippi Men's Correctional Facility. Though that was the original preference of some."

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Not exact but loosely:
"Now I will not have you ladies missing your music concert. You go on now and I shall contact the gas company, or the water company, or whatever subterranean utility is implicated in this little contretemps, and deal with the matter as only a highly educated classicist could."


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You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive! I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!!

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Pancake on why he bought his bi$ch to the waffle hut.

Pancake: You can't have a loving relationship based on lies. (or something like that)

Anytime lump says, Professor.



You don't know me.
You only think you do.

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Hank's first line, delivered perfectly, "Pickles?"

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"Phew! I feel thirty pounds lighter!"

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When Goldthwait introduces himself to the old lady, she doesn't know the meaning of Ph.D and says: "like Elmer?... Fudd?"... I know what Elmer Fudd is but i don't know its relationship with Ph.D... Can someone explain it to me please?

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She was trying to make a name out of phonetic pronunciation - "Ph" as in "phone", a vowel, and the letter-D "duh" sound...she was unsure, but came up with "Phudd"

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This is hilarious! :D
Thanks pal

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When Goldthwait introduces himself to the old lady, she doesn't know the meaning of Ph.D and says: "like Elmer?... Fudd?"... I know what Elmer Fudd is but i don't know its relationship with Ph.D... Can someone explain it to me please?


She thought that "Phd" is how "Fudd" is spelled.

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Garth Pancake: Oh look at this, I got blueberry syrup on my safari jacket.

"A naked American man stole my balloons".
An American Werewolf In London

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"We wont dat donut money!"






Back off! ... Way off!

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Can't stop talkin'
Can't stop sh!tin'
Can't stop talkin' about sh!tin'

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