Mines:
Whittier: Don't be all up in my kool-aid!
[snaps and walks away]
Tina Hammersmith: [softly to herself] What does that mean?
What about you guys?
Tinkerbell:I believe in you, Peter Pan.
Marni Potts:"Boo-Freakin'-Hoo"
shareI have another one!
"Make like a Tom and Cruise.."
This movie is full of excellant one liners. I hope the third installment is just as entertaining!
My fav is wen i think it was Monica says:
"Hey Hoe, you know, will put you on tha flo!!!"
or sumthin like that
***Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege***
Tina Hammersmith: Congratulations, my little pumpkins. You have now joined the best of the best of the best. From here on out, you must be the bomb diggity.
[Marni pulls out a dry erase pad and writes Bomb Diggity]
Tina Hammersmith: You must eat leaner, train meaner, jump higher, yell louder and out-pep anyone who stands in your way. You must brush better, floss better, later rinse-and-repeat better and in other words you must *be* better...
[Marni holds up board that says Better]
Tina Hammersmith: ... in every aspect of your life. Are you ready for all that?
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Greg: Well, what I lose in scholarships, I gain in testicles!
Rimmer, you are such a smeg head!
Derek: [shouting] Do you wanna do something illegal?
Whittier: Uhh... Okay?
Derek: Really? What kind of girl are you?
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Penelope Hope: The Nutcracker is a patriarchal ballet. The only good thing in the Nutcracker is the rats and they die!
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Tina Hammersmith: Sweety, no double earrings. You're a state cheerleader, not a state HOOKER
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Greg: That's right, I quit too!
Tina Hammersmith: Greg you'll lose your cheerleading scholarship.
Greg: That's right, I'm stayin here! But under a cloud of shame!
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Tina Hammersmith: Sheila?
Marni Potts: Too fat.
Tina Hammersmith: Kenny?
Marni Potts: Too dorkey.
Tina Hammersmith: Brenda?
Tina Hammersmith: Psycho.
Marni Potts: Oh psycho.
Tina Hammersmith: Cindy?
Marni Potts: Snaggle tooth.
Tina Hammersmith: Carol-Anne?
Marni Potts: Excema.
Tina Hammersmith: It's called lotion
Tina Hammersmith: Theo?
Marni Potts: Too gay.
Tina Hammersmith: Patrick?
Greg: Not gay enough.
Tina Hammersmith: And finally Whittier...
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Derek: This next track is dedicated to all the guys out there whose hearts have been ripped out of their chests and devoured for breakfast by cute, peppy, social climbing blonde girls. Gimme a hey, gimme a ho, gimme a I Don't Know You Any More. I know it sucks.
haha i thought it was funny when tina said:
"they're real cheeleaders like joan rivers face is real" [i might have gotten that a little off, can someone help me there?]
hahahahahahaha i laughed so hard at that.
and the kool aid line, when she says under her breath "what does that mean?" haha that was pretty funny too
first movie was better though....
i liked Bethany's character though, she was funny.
"It's going to be tough, but I mean, Rocky beat Apollo Creed...What? Rocky LOST to Apollo Creed?!"
The writing below isn't a quote from the movie, just my sig.
"This is a chance...to be subversive, irreverent!"
"I'd rather be drunk."
mine has got to be:
"This weight is pressing down upon your mother...lift it off you mom! LIFT IT OFF OF HER! LIFT IT OFF OF HER!....too late..shes dead"
classic!