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Favourite UF quotes and funny moments

posted 18 years ago by dom_pyburn
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so many but the best are

Ricky: They love it, they do. They love it. (repeated line

jem and louis 'gay before bed conversation' followed by louis explaining it to ricky.

the episode form series 2 with the mansion with loads of kids, when louis and another are about to enter a room but get confornted by the m16 weilding kid, louis closing the door, ''f*k tht''

caroline: piss of jem(repeated line)

so many others i had in my head before i made the post that ive now forgot.

[–] NYCgetsjacked 18 years ago

i love ALL them quotes!! and when ricky tells dat gay stewardess about GBB with louis lol!!!

rick pretending to be air steward!! "quite comfortable sir"

series 2 episode 5 - what in the name of god: henno - "oh look its a boy" as louis comes out of the tunnel

series 2 episode 2 - mad dogs: this episode has so many funny moments especially the rugby!! the fight in the match at the end and when its only ricky and louis in training and the captain said "rick chase louis. if u catch him u can hit him once" louis's face was hysterical!!!

series 2 episode 3 - wannabes: the prank they played on louis at the beginning video recording him with a prostitue. their imitation of the mastercard advert!

louis: ok how much is dis gonna cost
pete: ooh well film for the camera - expensive
louis: yeh yeh
ricky: tape for the digi camera - very expensive
louis: yeh and the rest!
jamie: (HOLDNG THE PHOTO) LOSS OF DIGNITY - PRICELESS!

errr so so manny!!!

series 1 episode 1: henno: ok who shot the tv. pete: i did. it was richard whitely. i thought he posed a threat to life so i used necessarry force! henno: fair enough!

its a shame richard whitely IS actually dead now lol

series 1 episode 4: gem imitates w.an.king at the beginingg and pete calls him a w.a.n.k.er lol and when henno is injured and lost load of blood but still manages to thump de copper whilst on the stretcher

"diamonds are not forever, dead is" - Pete Twamleys last on screen words, Ultimate Force

[–] flakeflakeflake 18 years ago

The Selection one from 1st series...

something like this:

Henno: "48 hours of sleep deprivation, starvation, white noise and violence"
Pete: "sounds like breakfast with my kids"

[–] LookinGood 14 years ago

And the comment of the police inspector on that:
"You lot are cracked."

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"Nobody ever said the IMDB was polite company." MichaelD on the Luther (2003) board.

[–] Nugglebum435 12 years ago

Rewatching UF and I still don't fail to laugh at Jamie and Henno about to go into the water to board the ship in Communication, (S02E01)...

Jamie: How do we know when we're there?
Henno: Your head hits the ship...its, uh, steel you see...

Lmao.

And despite it being a quiet couple of lines as it fades out Mrs Twamley's and Jem's lines about Henno in Something to do with Justice (S01E06) is worthy of a smile too...Henno says he's quite sensitive really after the 'voting' for who's the most psycho in Red Troop and Mrs Twamley pats his arm and says 'He likes rabbits' and then very quietly you hear Jem saying 'and using moisturiser'. I've always loved that final scene anyway, the whole Last Supper posing is quite amusing, not sure I'd put Henno as Jesus though lol.

[–] SrEditor 11 years ago

Yes . . . perfect!

[–] flakeflakeflake 18 years ago

also from the same ep.:

"remember this: no matter how tired, hungry, desperate, dead-on-your-feet you are, remember one thing: there is far worse *beep* to come"

you just think 'henno, is one bad mo-fo!'

[–] flakeflakeflake 18 years ago

that whole jem speech to the paras that try n take him and jamie down is so funny:

"you pricks from the hunter force?....

...do you really think we would be walking around the woods talking at the top of our voices like a couple of poofs from Saving Private Ryan? YOU TWATS!"

laughing as i typed that

[–] flakeflakeflake 18 years ago

sorry these are all separate, they keep coming to me.

Pru: "Looks like it's gonna be a big one"
Heno, raising a cheeky eyebrow: "Thanks very much"

James Bond-esque humour at its best.

[–] Nugglebum435 18 years ago

When leaving the hut in The Killing of the One Eyed Bookie, and Jamie says to Henno, "I was just wondering who has more hair, you or Bruce Willis!" lol

Hundreds of others but minds gone blank....will think and repost later!

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[–] LookinGood 15 years ago

Pru: "Looks like it's gonna be a big one"
Henno, raising a cheeky eyebrow: "Thanks very much"

May I add Pru's final line in this dialogue, that really sent me ROTFLOL:

"...grow up..."

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"Don't worry. In this country, if you help a girl with her sun lotion you don't have to marry her ." (On the Beach, 2000)

[–] flakeflakeflake 18 years ago

"we don't need A R S E H O L E S like you in the regiment" - Henno

[–] SomeGuyWithoutAHat 16 years ago

Series 2, Episode 4 'What in the name of God': Louis coming out of the tunnell
Henno: "It's a boy"

Numerous *beep* lines from Henno.

[–] NYCgetsjacked 18 years ago

actually the legendary jem poington said that

R.I.P Jem lol

"diamonds are not forever, dead is" - Pete Twamleys last on screen words, Ultimate Force

[–] flakeflakeflake 18 years ago

lol got mixed up

[–] NYCgetsjacked 18 years ago

not u flakeflakeflake the person who said about the qoute from the same episode but from different person lol
he was reffering 2 wen jem and jamie were attacked by the parachute regiment after they mistaked them for selection soldiers.

"diamonds are not forever, dead is" - Pete Twamleys last on screen words, Ultimate Force

[–] Random_Steve 18 years ago

In Series 1 Episode 1:

Jamie: "Any chance of ear plugs?"
Henno: "Your ears will get used to it."
Jamie: "Pardon?"
Henno: "I SAID.."

and also at the end when Jamie's being sick in the car and Ricky starts talking to him about yesterday's greasy bacon lol

[–] Lacramiora 18 years ago

(Series One)

Tramley: So you're saying that you want me to blow meself up?

Captain: Yes, if you wouldn't mind.

The next one is paraphrased:

Jamie: We've got another psycho here.

Ricky: We need another one after Pete.

Jamie: Pete?

Ricky: Yeah, the sickest guy on the planet.

Jamie: How come no-one's suggested Henno?

[–] arcamdunit 18 years ago

Always dig Ricky Mann and his line "They love it, they do. They love it...."

Especially Henno's "Mouth shots. Double Tap."

[–] Nugglebum435 18 years ago

I love the rugby scene from Mad Dogs where Louis is teasing Jamie with the ball and Jamie just shoves his hands in his pockets and storms off shouting "Ahhhh this is BOLLOX!"

And when Jem is talking to Caroline after her and Jamie split and (paraphrasing here) she asks if everyone knows and he says "Yeah there's an advert up on the notice board...next to the second hand bike". That always makes me chuckle.

And another Jamie/Alex/Caroline (is it Alex or was it Sam - suddenly can't remember which brother was which) anyway Caroline comes in with Dotsy from some ruperts ball all dressed up and Jamie says "I always thought you were a bloke" Alex/Sam (?) pipes up with a bad manc accent and mocks "I always though you was a bloke, no Jamie, she's a laaaaaaaady, like as baaaakes caaaakes" Think Caroline gives them a look and says something along the lines of "Have you two had a head start?"

Right now, the funniest line I can think of though is Henno's last line in Series 4 - but I won't spoil it lol. But it made me laugh anyway. (Bad bluescreen SFX but funny line!)
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[–] steven-long2005 17 years ago

jem's line of "i'm spartacus"
very subtle, very funny

[–] 17 years ago

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[–] SomeGuyWithoutAHat 16 years ago

"No i'll go"
"No I will"
"No i'm Sparticus"

[–] 16 years ago

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[–] SomeGuyWithoutAHat 16 years ago

<After decapitating the 5th Battlation leader>

Henno: "I little less conversion."