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I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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Your post is...marvelous. There's nothing else to say.

I am the rocker, I am the roller, I'm an ooouta-controller!

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Morfeus? Have you ever wanted to.. Make someone happy?

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Maybe, I don't know, not really.

I am the rocker, I am the roller, I'm an ooouta-controller!

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You're not really 'funny' are you? More 'sarcastic'. I'm gonna call you beandip5.

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Did you know that Reese Witherspoon's first dog, a collie, was named Lassie?

I am the rocker, I am the roller, I'm an ooouta-controller!

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Collie, lassie! Yes, Morfeus, believe it or not we are reading your quotes!

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