DAMN ED NORTON TO HELL...
Am I trapped in a nightmare? How is this happening? A remake of "Straw Dogs?" What the f*@%? This really upsets me.
First of all, Ed Norton. His career started off with a promising bang ("Primal Fear"), then gradually slumped to mediocrity, and lately he has been involved in utter crap (the golden exception being "25th Hour"). He's still an amateur in the business and seems to have no ability to know where to invest his obvious talent. And the "director," if you want to call this hack that, John Polson--he's made like four movies, "Swimfan" was the last one! And this pair, both extremely new to the business, are already so pretentious and ignorant that they are going to remake a classic by one of the greatest American directors? This is like McG remaking "The Godfather," or Brett Ratner remaking "8 1/2." I feel sick--I usually don't mind remakes, especially if they're going to explore a new side to an original source, but what I do not support is remaking perfection. Should "Phycho" have been remade? Absolutely not. Should someone make a remake of "Apocalypse Now?" No. When a movie is great and thought provoking the great time around, and when the original is like a film archetype like the ones mentioned above, who the hell is stupid enough to remake it? I hope Ed Norton and John Polson both die in car accidentents before this sludge is completed...