Gee what could possibly go wrong?

Guy is a documentary film maker. He escapes downtown N.Y. for a place in the country. A little berg that openly hates non-locals. He then "steals" a locals home, by buying it 'lock stock and barrel' from the bank. Turns out local guy was in prison.

Our film maker, hero has a wife, a young son (maybe 8 y/o) and a pre-pubescent daughter, and a once hot wife, who has crested and now is on the wrong side of the aging mountain. We get a glimpse of trouble ahead when the hero spends a little too long leering at an envelope of semi-nude photos of a young girl, only a few years older than his daughter. Its pretty obvious the guy felt guilty, in that when his wife walks in he hides the envelope. Left me with a creeped out feeling.

So what does the hero do? Moved by guilt, he offers the excon a job, fixing up the place. Just what every dad should do. Find a hunky ex-con to work shirtless, amidst the sexually frustrated tinderbox, our hero calls home.

Now just what do you think will happen?