worst movie ive ever seen
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You Are *beep* horrible!!
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this terrible made-for-tv dreck deserves to rot in a bargain £1.99 basket at movie stores, how this was even considered to be released is beyond me - unfortunately i tuned into it on tv and it was so awful i watched it til the end really really awful!
shareI'm really surprised to see all of the extreme negativity about this movie. I really didn't think it was all that bad of a flick (I gave it a 6/10). I think most of the people ripping it on here are mad because they saw the trailer first and felt misled. I learned my lesson about trailers a long time ago: they are just highlights and rarely, fully portray the full essence of the film. I thought Stephen Dorff played a really good villain and Juliette Lewis was pretty good too. Granted, a lot of plot holes and not an award winner by any means but I've seen many, many movies worse than this one.
sharenot the worst movie I've ever seen, but it is one of those movies that's so generic you almost cant believe it(also see "The Messengers" which ironically references this)
R.O.D the tv...nuff said
Uh--- It wasn't a made-for-TV movie.
Generic..? I'd agree with that. (That's what you might expect from Sharon Stone, Dennis Quaid & Juliette Freakin' Lewis. Only Stephan Dorff stands out in this film.) Simplistic, predictable-- might be redundant of generic. Still, I guess I have to admit I got $1.99 of entertainment out of it (if only from Dorff's shirtless scenes).
I came in a while ago and it was on BBC1 or something. I saw it from the part where he asks for a job helping do the house up. I dunno why everyone's saying it's bad. The part where the snake's are all over the house, and even Cooper is screaming.. that was kinda funny. A grown man? I'd probaly shout something like "*beep*!!" or "oh, *beep* me hard!" or gasp, I wouldn't have a hissy fit. The dramatic music when something happened was old and cheesy. Sounded like a bad Jaws remix. Drinking scene: Dale hit his girlfriend to the floor, she;'s shouts "you're not a man!" or something, then the next day she acts like he's perfect. Also when Dale's smacking everyone around in the bar, the sherif makes him stop, but that's it. If I smacked a few people around in a bar and a policeman/woman saw it.. I'd be in handcuffs, poeple would press charges, my wallet would be f*beep*ked, I'd probably do a few nights in a cell, and a little community service. One question though.. Dale's girlfriend's sister the sherif.. it showed her with her head in a puddle of blood. Did he knock her out in a nasty way, or kill her? Because at the end she went to Dale's grave but not her sister's. So do we assume she's alive? I think the music in the credits was a little too happy for the type of film it was too. Other than that, I give it a nice 6/10!
shareI just HATE this movie.
Another sex-blood-slang oozed borefest.
The only chilling thing about this movie is its poster.
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No one feels misled because of trailers they saw. They are pissed because this movie bites the big one. It's complete sh-t and didn't have a single redeeming quality. It was just boring and poorly written, acted, directed.
sharewell obviously I think Kristen rocks, but seriously I was kind of disappointed when I saw it way back when it first came out.
"To act infront of a camera you need to be simple without losing the passion."
This movie sucked hard. So boring and predictable. Almost laughable.
shareIndeed what the hell. The entire movie I was thinking "there has to be something more to this movie" but then there never was.
Sorry if I'm spoiling the ending for some people by revealing that nothing ever happens, but now you guys know better than to watch this movie.
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This is, actually, the worst movie I've ever seen. Absolutely nothing happens at all, not a single thing. I spent the entire movie waiting for something, anything, but there was nothing.
It isn't frighteneing or tense, it's just dull. The acting is wooden and the plot is non-existent.
Instead of cabin-in-the-woods horror, it’s a manor-in-the-woods drama/thriller that takes the subtle route, unlike Friday the 13th Part 17. There are several things going on: The couple’s marriage is in trouble (she almost gives-in to adultery at the beginning while he’s eying nudie pics of Massie’s young wife). She wisely gives-up her lucrative job to focus on her marriage & family. Dale Massie was abused by his father; now he’s the abuser, but worse. He’s a loser ex-con and yet is gifted with charisma and knows how to kick axx. What really happened to his wife & kids? Will justice prevail? Cooper’s masculinity is in question, can he rise to the challenge in the life or death situation? Will the family survive and move on or is this the end?
shareworst review ive ever seen! if you are going to bash a movie, at least give one or two reasons why???? if you cannot do that, then please keep your childish comments to yourself!
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If THIS is the worst you've ever seen, unless you have specific tastes or only usually watch Ebert's two thumbs up list, you're very lucky, and I'm glad for you. Go to the Redbox RIGHT NOW, and pick something that, according to the synopsis, should be ok. It probably won't be, and it may be something that barely qualifies as film filled with what barely qualifies as acting.
Of course, i've also discovered gems i hadn't heard of (In Bruges was one, a flashback from a few years back. Watch it.)
But while it might be a bit long, and have some head scracthing stuff, and some things that aren't quite as scary as they're meant to be, it's not bad at all.
Now, you get all this shaky-cam "found" footage crap, and you really want someonet to give you your 90 minutes back (all the paranormal activity, and that stupid one with the kids driving to the house in the boonies, followed by a van, with the serial killer who, ooooh, spoilers, kills them and posts their footage.)
Not horrible but not very good. I like Dennis Quaid but he doesn't pull of acting like a wus that well. And the dialogue was weak. Dorff was convincingly menacing, though.
You're right, no human being would stack books like this.
Tedious and predictable, although I admit I could only stand the first half of the movie. I didn't need to watch any more. Cliché-ridden cobblers,for the most part.
I think I've seen worse movies, but that does not make this any less dire.
I think I've seen worse movies, but that does not make this any less dire.
you probably have seen worse, and purged them from memory. Sure this isn't a great film. But I know I've seen a fair few that are worse. share