Please explain


"dont eat the shellfish...Ill tell you why later"


I never understood that part...can anyone explain?

thanks

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as far as I know, the Jewish religion forbids them to eat a lot of foods, including seafood ( fish is allowed, though). I'm not sure which is the explanation, but it can be found in their holy books . it has something to do with the idea of seafood being "impure"...

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i think it has to do with eating scavengers, the bible says dont eat them or you risk getting sick, since they eat the things that need to be disposed of like corpses(i mean of dead animals, and not in disrespect to anyone who has lost a friend or family member)

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As someone has all ready pointed out, that joke was in reference to Jewish dietary laws. In the Old Testament the Jewish nation was instructed by God not to eat certain foods. This included pork of any kind, any animal with a cloven foot, shell fish as well as many other types of sea animals, and many others. Today, Orthodox Jews still follow these strict dietary rules although Conservative and Reformed Jews are not necessarily as strict. (For example, Jews cannot mix dairy and meat products even going so far as not being able to prepare the dishes in the same utensils. So an Orthodox Jew could not have a cheeseburger even though they aren't forbidden from eating either cheese or beef. But eating the two at the same time is forbidden. Conservative and Reformed Jews may not be so strict in this but Orthodox Jews do follow the requirements) Hope this helps some.

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"Jews cannot mix dairy and meat "
i guess that means they cant eat biscuits and gravy, right?

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That would be correct. Neither can they have a cheeseburger. Of course I'm not sure about "artificial" or "synthetic" products.

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no cheeseburger?! no biscuits and gravy?! damn, i thank GOD im not jewish(no disrespect intended to those of the jewish faith) i love biscuits and gravy, or hell, gravy PERIOD! esp. on cube steaks, jewish people have my sympathy, that is damn good eatin'!!!!!!!

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Then what can they eat? Pop Tarts and peanut butter? And all you need is a honey baked ham and you got a redneck christmas.

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dont know, i aint jewish and there aint no way in hell im about to be, especially since i learned not to trust any religion, and it would cut into my plan to clog up my arteries:P

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