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A more boring film is...

posted 12 years ago by thepixinator
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No, seriously, name a more boring film . I'm 30 minutes in, and I had to come to IMDB and start a topic because OMG yes! windshield wipers go back and forth and a bunny lives five or six years. For christ's sakes! Cheryl tiegs' face is the only interesting thing about this movie.

Gah. I want to cry. This is what happens when you give rich white boys money to go to film school; they have to put Every Single Emotion Ever out there for the world to see because it is SO IMPORTANT.

I'm just going to sit here and type every thought I have about this inane bunch of B.S. for the next hour and I want y'all to come back and tell me which is more dull, my thoughts or The Damn Brown Bunny? Oh, wait! Too late! The music made me kill myself.

[–] Reaper 11 years ago

I agree completely. I don't think I've ever worked this hard for a hummer.

[–] skay_baltimore 11 years ago

About the ONLY good thing about this film? It made me really happy I'm not Vincent Gallo.

"Love isn't what you say or how you feel, it's what you DO". (The Last Kiss)

[–] mver 11 years ago

"Gerry". Try "Gerry" with Matt Damon. Just don't say I didn't warn you. :)

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[–] ofumalow 10 years ago

And just imagine: You all saw the SHORT version. It was much longer when it premiered at Cannes (I think) and got such atrocious reviews Gallo that cut it down considerably. So it was even MORE boring originally.

[–] thepixinator 10 years ago

Gaaahhhhh! I can't imagine sitting through a longer version.

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[–] ofumalow 10 years ago

It's true. Roger Ebert (among many others) trashed it at its festival debut, then wrote a somewhat more favorable review of its drastically cut theatrical release version. Which was still awful, IMHO.

[–] xMCGRUBERx 9 years ago

Cache

[–] Negasonic_WoodChipper_Warhead 7 years ago

A great movie to put on while you're doing other things, like say, taking a dump in the bathroom down the hall.

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