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Let's make Brown Bunny limericks

posted 10 years ago by screwballl
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There once was an actress named Chloe
Who gave her ex-boyfriend a blowie
He directed, cried "action!"
She gave satisfaction
For two or three takes - pretty ho-ey!

[–] screwballl 10 years ago

And here's a typical response from Gallo's fan club:

There once was a great work of art,
"Brown Bunny", it so touched my heart!
But some call it porn.
Their opinion I scorn
Because they are dumb and I'm smart.

[–] ferrisbeuller20 8 years ago

When the director said "next"
And Vincent Gallo put a hex
Still Ebert didn't worry
Truly there was no story
Just admit it, we all came for the sex.

[–] bossat2822 8 years ago

There once was an actress who was hot
Who starred in a movie that was not
Her career damn near dead
She gave a man head
But, dammit we all missed the cum shot

[–] 8 years ago

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[–] weir-50509 7 years ago

There was a pervy director named Gallo,
Who thought to himself, 'oh hallo..!'
'I can swindle a blowie, from that hot chick called Chloe'
'And if i say that its art she won't think I'm shallow'
(Alt. Ending ...)
'And when i shout "action!" She had better start to
swallow!