Make up your own here's your sign jokes

I have 2. I was on the high school football team, and as you know, on the days you play, you wear your game jersey to school. We were going to Wausau to play a game. So I was wearing my road jersey, the obvious white. My friend says, "Got a football game, huh?" I said, "Yeah against Wausau West" My friend said, "Oh, in Wausau?" I said, "Nope, we relocated the game to Green Bay!" Here's your sign!

The other one happened to me. My friend and I were listening to a CD of one of my high school choir performances, and there was a song where the guys had a solo, and I said, "You know those are guys singing, right?" My friend said, "No, I thought those were girls singing real low!" Here's your sign.

HAHAHAHA that was funny.

I was sitting in a restaurant going over the menu when the waitress came up to me and asked "You want to order something?" I said, "Nope, just seeing if the menu has a happy ending." Here's your sign.

During my Police service I had to take a train into Sydney in uniform. police cap with blue & white checked band and Police hat badge, navy blue trousers, Police boots, leather jacket with police emblems on sleeves and epaulettes with chevrons, pistol, handcuffs. Young man walks up to me and said "Are you a Policeman?"

I was polite to him but really wanted to say "No, I just dress like this to attract 30ish women with masochistic tendencies. Here's your sign".

"Walking my pet goldfish" <- I love it! That's brilliant =D