I took a chance on this movie and was not disappointed. I loved the characters and while the blood gnomes may not have been as scary as those creepy little guys from "Don't be afraid of the Dark", they were pretty spooky. Movie was generally well made and one I will probably watch one more time.
shareI took a chance on the movie (I couldn't resist the title!) and was mostly bored. I'll say the story was....original....but if you're not seeing this with friends for a lark, there's not much to keep you motivated to continue. The story was too involved with itself, the violence was sporadic and really not that cool, and I've never been more turned off by a bunch of nearly naked people. Sorry! Just my experience.
shareHow dare you, sir! This is by far the worst movie I have ever been forced to watch, and I have seen some clunkers. Take, for instance, Silent Night Deadly Night 2, and Shark Attack 3. But I bet a person of your intellectual caliber would enjoy these desecrations of the cinematic art. I have never shed more tears during a horror film than I did during Blood Gnome. I was literally bawling. To escape being forced to watch this film again, I would easily submit to any and all other forms of torture, including being forced to watch the live action Super Mario Bros. movie, in a Luigi costume, endlessly eating spaghetti with my eyes stapled open for the rest of my life, enduring repeated shots from an assault rifle to the kneecaps and testicles. Blood Gnome is a tragedy, and all those watching undergo their most trying pathos...my survival of this ordeal shocks me to this day. Good day, sir.
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