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the funniest thing ever said on LINGO

posted 19 years ago by brewbuck73
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i just watched it and the co-host chick was putting the balls on the board and she said "OK, MEN....LETS LOOK AT YOUR BALLS"

it was the funniest thing ever.

[–] Carmen-5 19 years ago

Well, the host edition has quite a few funny lines. (Should add those to the quote section, heh.)

My favorite scene:
Kennedy: You're prejudice against orange hat wearers. And that's fine. I know my people, 'kay?

Chuck: No, no, I like that Dr. Seuss look.

Mark: Kennedy Hears a Who!

Graham: Grab your bozzlesnoot!
(or at least that's as best as I can make Graham's line out.)

[–] brewbuck73 19 years ago

[–] I_Love_Janelle_BB6 18 years ago

How about that episode where the contestant spelled penis and then the host said, "Well, we gotta do that after horny!" or something like that.

Happydent White Smile Please!

[–] pd3145 15 years ago

Tonight one of the words was "HORNY". The contestants were so embarrassed. So someone guessed it and then pulled out a red ball. Shanti the hostess said "That's what you get for being horny!" LOL :)

[–] Zuma66 17 years ago

"Reach in there and grab a couple of lingo balls."

[–] bar_b_q_boy 17 years ago

-after many red balls-
Contestant: "Come on blue balls"

[–] dochielomn 16 years ago

I got to go with one show where something was being conversed with the contestants and this one guy reaches in and grabs the ball with the number "69" on it and just the way he says 69 and then does this sly/sketchy laugh, I was on floor laughing. There was something else about what they were talking about that made this situation even funnier.

[–] bigredisgood 15 years ago

The funniest one I saw was when they were doing Bonus Lingo at the end and it was

D - - K -

and they said, "DUCKS!"

D - C K S

"DOCKS!"

D - C K S

"....."
(awkward laugh)

"....oh, DECKS!"

D E C K S

Chuck: "Thanks for not going there."

<3 Amber
"Ever Dance With The Devil in the Pale Moonlight?"

[–] mph1-3 14 years ago

After the guy said "Come on blue balls" Chuck quipped, "I don't believe I've ever heard a grown man say that!"

[–] ryanxxx 15 years ago

The one the OP posted was hilarious (I saw that episode too) but I also like the one where a young male contestant, who kept getting the red balls said, as he was about to reach in and grab a ball: "This is the only time in my life I've ever wished for blue balls!"

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[–] nettesboy 15 years ago

That episode was on this afternoon.

Move along! There's nothing to see here.

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[–] fickle_ghost 14 years ago

Oh my gosh, these stories are so funny.

~*~*~
Jack Skellington: And they call him, Sandy... Clawssss...!

[–] atltom331 8 years ago

I've been watching reruns on GSN lately. Probably my favorite was when they were having a champions week and it was online champions vs people who had been on the show and won. It happened to be two guys for the online team and two girls for the real-show team and Shandi makes some comment like "And the ladies have experience playing with balls" lmao

Totally had no idea what she was saying until she heard herself say it lol