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Possibly the worst movie ever...

posted 17 years ago by carsfan
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First of all the acting was terrible, worst visual effect and the cars racing at the start was the same sound effects taken from the supra out of fast and furious!!! stupid plot, and don't even get me started on the ending, it was so hysterical, i mean two girls calling each other bi@*% on dancing bikes was hilariuos, the bit where it they clashed while doing the wheelies was so funny i fell off the chair laughing!! then the part of the racing two bikes through downtown and avoiding crashes at 200mph+ would make bike fans cry. and since do choppers do speeds like that, their faces wounld be mushed under the air resistance. Just don't even try to tell me i'm wrong.

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[–] MatthewBesser 17 years ago

I agree, this movie sucked.
Worst movie I've ever seen.

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[–] Defenseman13 12 years ago

HORRIBLE

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[–] anarchyrising 17 years ago

hahaha

I watched this movie when I was half drunk. Good thing I was three sheets when watching it. I laughed SO hard when the two chicks were "motorcycle fighting". Two things; Ice Cube can NOT play a good gearhead gangster (Vin could barely even pull it off) and sorry but the jackass riding the jet bike would have been dead in a nanosecond. You don't ride at 200+ mph straight into a crash, catch a gear cog (in mid air, mind you) and fuc|<ing survive.

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[–] carsfan 17 years ago

HAHAHA i think they were just havin at joke at the actors by making them say stupid lines and have F'%*ked up "motorcyle fights", i laughed so hard at the way they were calln eachother B^t%h hahahahaha!! and how dare they poke fun at The Fast and the Furoius, this movie is so pathetic!!!

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Steve McQueen.

[–] bighand99-1 17 years ago

I thought this movie was well done. If you've ever done tricks on a motorcyle, you know most of this stuff is possible. The actors delivered their lines well, even though the script wasn't as good as The Fast and The Furious. The thing I liked best about this movie was the realism. As a biker, I know how this world works, and there are a lot of people just like this. This is the best biker movie, with Wild Hogs being a close second and Easy Rider as a distant third.

[–] carsfan 17 years ago

What about Biker Boyz i thought that was pretty good!

"When a horse learns to buy martinis, I'll learn to like horses"

Steve McQueen.

[–] keithpridgeon 17 years ago

Not even close, Beyond the law is the best biker movie ever, and this is a pile of trash.

[–] JohnnyWrong 11 years ago

Nah...you need to go watch Stone.

[–] Evolution-X 11 years ago

You want bad? Try watching "Hot Boyz" or even "Redline."

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[–] d_cypher13 17 years ago

that's *beep* easy rider is THE ideal biker movie, no hands down. and wild hogs... william h macy and john travolta on hogs? i call shenanigans...

[–] wonderwall25 17 years ago

bighand99-1, please delete your imdb account.

Thank you.

[–] FoxBox 17 years ago

Why should he/she do that?
I agree with him in much of what he's saying.
If you ever find yourself lucky enough to drive a superbike like those in the movie you realise that all isn't CGI-effects. Many things in this movie are rubbish and stupid, but it is much more enyoable if you yourself are a biker.
Iv'e seen this movie 3 times. First time when it came out, back then I found it to be rubbish. But then I watched it again when I myself had a bike and did so with a couple of other bikers (one of them turned 50 this year and even he liked it, but once again he is a biker). It was so much more fun to watch then. Just look at the winding roads in the beginning, so beautiful.

But personally I think that you have to be into sportsbikes and not customs to enjoy this movie :)

[–] keithpridgeon 17 years ago

Even worse the Y2K jet bike doesn't have a gearbox it is direct drive. Bad movie, bad movie! To bad ole Jessie even showed up for it.

[–] cieldedeuil 17 years ago

I don't think I could ever watch this movie sober. It's so ridiculous. The bike tricks are cool and the little things they sneak in like the beginning where the street signs read Cars Suck are pretty nifty, but the acting is atrocious. Val and Dalton are the only characters in the movie that I didn't want to kick in the face. and WHHHHYYY in every scene Jaimie Pressley's in, is she licking her lips? Is that supposed to be seductive?

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[–] FloridaEagles 17 years ago

This movie was pretty good, Fast and the Furious was not nearly as good as this especially the first one, it sucked major ass, the second was ok and i won't pay money to see the 3rd, not to rent it or see it on demand.

[–] TheDarkPhoenix85 17 years ago

I agree with the OP. Everything about this movie was cliched. Took the word right out of my mouth. It's in now on TNT. And I have to admit, it's pretty bad.

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[–] Raspberry142122 17 years ago

it might be awful and it might be cliched and it might be just about the most ridiculous piece of *beep* on the face of the planet.

but when an overly cliched f.b.i. agent wears converse and goes nutso.

i just have to smile.

[–] thefloridianscumbag 17 years ago

This might be the worst movie I've ever seen, but it was so bad I had to keep watching so I could keep laughing.

[–] draculu 17 years ago

The part where they go into hyper-turbo-warp mode "Need For Speed" style at the end was fantastic actually! I havent seen such atari style graphics since the Scorpion King.

Ice Cube apparently had a stuck snarled lipped in the whole movie, like he wanted weed but no set PA was able to share any. Let's not forget that the entire flic was shot like some sort of commercial/music video promo. Pepsi and Mountain Dew must have paid quite a bit. On second thought, they probably paid a few bucks, literally.

[–] gonzo-63 17 years ago

I'm not even gonna read past your title because I agree the movie was a horrible film to be put in studios but it was fun. And when you disregard the plot, the acting, the writing, the effects(most of them) and just watch it for the stunts(the virtually cool ones and not the fight with Monet Mazur and Jamie Pressley) and soundtrack and Adam Scott hilarious oneliners it's a pretty fun flick.

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[–] Paul852 17 years ago

I read this before I finished watching the movie and thought it was too harsh. But wow, I just watched the ending and it was awful for several reasons.

Number 1: The FBI chick blowing herself up. WTF? And of course she was perfectly fine after the movie. Ok, I will still accept that.

Number 2: Then the chicks having a fight on their bikes. Clashing the bikes together as if they were swords. Are you kidding me? Not to mention all of the sweeping back kicks and flips. Come on.

Number 3: The ridiculous speeds the main character and that other dude were going at the end of the movie. And then being able to throw punches at those speeds. Seriously, no movie goes over the top as much as this while wanting the audience to beleive these characters aren't superheros.

Sorry to all of the fans of this movie (all 7 of you) but the ending made this movie a joke.

[–] hf01 17 years ago

What in the *beep* did I just get finished watching!? Wow, this movie was so busy with stunts that could have killed all the characters 10 times over it has to be deemed a comedy! I’m a big NASCAR fan and to see an ASA Racing type stock car bust though a bunch of Gatorade coolers and boxes onto the tar mat and take off like a rocket had me on the floor in stitches!! HA! It was so ridiculously over the top and so funny I laughed for 10 min straight! These guys rode bikes through every scenario possible short of jumping the things over the Moon! Dueling chicks on screamers, hahahahaha!! This movie was sooooo bad it was good!

[–] keithpridgeon 17 years ago

Almost all of the so called stunts in this movie were computer generated, and the worst scene ever put on celluliod has to be race on top of the train P.U.