UNWATCHABLE

It was on one of the Showtime channels. God, I could barely watch this movie. Left it on in the background to see if there was anything redeeming about this terrible movie.

Salman Khan looked like he was on pot for the whole movie. Ali Larter was at her worst. The direction was awful.

The guy who played the dad of Khan was laughable.

This movie makes the middling Bride and Prejudice seem like a classic by comparison. I thought this movie was worse than even Mistress of Spices.