The plot makes 'Phat Beach' look like Shakespeare

None of the characters make any sense, fist-fights turn into mechanical bullriding competitions where the tough guy pussies out.

The lead dissing his love for no reason and them getting back together like nothing happened.

And of course the leads were like +30 (and looking it) playing what I think is supposed to be teenagers or early 20's.

And not even much booty to speak of, Kent Masters Kings flat butt doesn't count.

One positive thing about it is that it gave me a new appreciation for Phat Beach (1996)

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