How to Fix This Movie.


I know I'm 14 years too late, but I don't care. Here is how Home Alone 4 could've been salvaged:

1. And this would've been EASY: change the characters' names. There is NO way you're going to make people believe that the characters seen in this movie are the same as in the first two films. Not even first-time viewers are going to believe that. Therefore, just make them new characters. Call Kevin "Jimmy", have their last name me 'McDonnell' or something. And as for "Marv" (LOL), make him a completely new criminal named Vic. Say how he did time with Harry Marv, how he looked up to them, until he heard they were outsmarted by a kid...twice.

2. Keep the stuff with the smart house, the bitchy girlfriend, the royal family, and especially Prescott and the twist as those were the best parts. Just elaborate a little more on each, especially the royal family. They're only mentioned as an afterthought.

3. Less crotch-shots. Be more creative with traps.

And there you go. Sure, the movie would still be lame, but at least it wouldn't be INSULTING.

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Yeah it was a terrible blotched project. If huges didn't write it I'm not interested

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It's why HA3 was better. Hughes was involved with that movie.

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While your suggestions sure would have been an improvement it still would just be turd polishing. There is no way to save this abomination.

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It's why HA3 had enough redeeming factors to prove Fox at least tried.

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Erase it from existence..

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Yeah! Even Macaulay Culkin would disown it.

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Even with the improvement it would still suck.

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Or just don’t call it Home Alone.

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I knew you were gonna say that. Why call it Home Alone when Kevin is not really home alone?

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Or when you have none of the original cast or characters.

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Home Alone 3 had that too, but that film was made on a reasonable budget, plus it was funny, had a happy ending, and the female villain was gorgeous.

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I know. That’s why I won’t watch Home Alone 3.

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But you do you.

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