Best Quote
Without a doubt - "...tell him, Bosco says we're even...and up his ass with Mobil gas."
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MovieChat Forums > Envy (2004) Discussion > Best Quote
"This is my friend Jack. Jack...Jack...Jackameyer, Jack Jackameyer."
share"...and don't hassle me about crumbs, man, cause I am, like, on the edge"
share"I was so upset, I almost went into the kitchen and broke some plates!"......
-Christopher Walken
haha the guy killed me this movie!
Chris Walken is great:
"Valdereeee, Valderaaah, Valdereee, Valder HAHAHAHAH! [drawn out] Etcetera."
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"Your husband's got the back of a coal miner; I know, because I've mined coal."
This movie is one of the few guilty pleasures I have.
I must apologize. I recently saw this movie again and realized I grossly misquoted it. So here are my revisions with a couple other funny quotes.
- "Jack-ameyer...Jack...Jack...Jackameyer"
- "Don't hassle me about crumbs, man, cause I am on the edge of the edge."
- "Good for you, man. Good FOR you!"
- "My platform is... the environment!"
"You mean like the whole thing?"
And the whole scene when Ben Stiller is telling Jack Black about what happened in a rapid flashback. Brilliant!
Clearly Jack Black kicks ass in this movie, i dunno y people don't find it funny, the best quote "err bean-shaped?...expensive!"
share- (singing)"You're walkin' along...a-doodley-doo."
share"Lethal-poison"
"Little person?"
haha, that killed me
There will never be anyone quite like Audrey Hepburn
Rest in peace SFU
"Ya shoulda took the high road, when ya had the chance. Now your on the low-road, just *beep* in your pants"
"YOO-HOO! IT'S A LITTLE SLOPEY INCLINE DOWN TO THE- ah!!!!"
"he's big"
"how big?"
"How big, he's hes big, with a tiny head"
"Nobody asks to be a hero, it just sometimes turns out that way."
"Little person?" was the only line that made me laugh out loud
sharedefinitely agree with you Maxwell, "Up his ass with Mobil gas" and I also liked "My knapsack on my back"
shareI have a lot. The movie made me laugh that I almost crapped my pants.
I was so pissed off, I nearly went into your house and smashed some plates.-Jman
Corky could be heading for the open sea-JMan
Stupid bast... bastard, bitc* merry-go-round, stupid MERRY-GO-ROUND!-Jack
Valderie! Valdera! Valderie! Etecetra- JMan
You know those little things on Easter Island?JMan
Easter Island?-Tim
I felt like a little man who didn't like flan-Tim
Excuse me,I hate to spoil the atmosphere, this will only take a second, would you mind telling me... what's sticking in my back please? -Jman
You just shoot a guy in the back with no warning...-JMan
Freakin' nitwit... -JMan
Where... Is... The... *beep*
Don't hassle me about crumbs, 'cause I'm on the edge of the edge.
How can a little arrow kill a big horse.
(Tim see's that he shot the Jman) OH *beep*
im gonna have to go with, "bastard, bitch merry-go-round"
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when the jman talks of stealing earnie's bbgun and shooting his own windows out as a child. "Shook things up in Earnieville."
I can't remember exactly how it goes because Christopher Walken is so damn off the wall, but it would have to be when he's talking about how he got the idea for the wench used to get the horse on the big a$$ truck. Walken says he got the idea from the movie Easter Island, then Ben Stiller says hunh? Easter Island? And Walken keeps on continuing with his plan, "With this device! blah, blah, blah. Now that shizzer cofax is fu(kin' funny.
sharei felt like a litle man...who didnt like flan.
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