Time for CG reboot...


Something like Beowulf: PG-13, but darker and more risque than a live action film is allowed. Lara would actually be able to do the things she does in the games. And the plot could be more fantastic: aliens or whatever.

And the debate over her bra size would be moot.

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Keira Knightley should do the voice though. And the character should be modeled on her.

Emmy Rossum: Enraging fatties since 2004.

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dudes thats pretty good. even use Kiera's face and all. after all she is british and prettier than angelina.

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Nice to see I'm not the only one.

And there was a series of animated shorts just a few months back that show how entertaining Lara Croft can be.

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