A Date With Lara Croft


So you finaly get to invite Lara Croft out on a date (as opposed Angelina Jolie) and have this one chance to impress her, to get more dates. Where do you take her....????

Urania to Terpsichore: "You're so quiet. Musing????"

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Adult movie theater. If it's good enough for James Bond...

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Natural History Museum.


I'm just following the crowd. They're carrying me, mainly.

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