if you enjoy good b-movies, then you'll love this... theres even a scene thats borderline pornography!... It has EVERYTHING you could want... Love, Guts, Blood, Sex, Porn, Anyone who cant enjoy something like this.... theres something wrong!.. Eric Stanze is a brilliant man... Oh, I'd love to be a corpse in one of his movies...
(who am i kidding, that scene *IS* Pornography)
That was the worst movie I ever skimmed through. It was so bad I couldn't watch the whole thing, I had to skim through it. God awful.
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I have to agree with parkton. I have seen some hideous movies, but this absolutely takes the cake. I like some wild movies even some of the sicker ones, but this one pretty much has nothing going for it.
The cast looks like they were picked up at Beer Thirty at the biggest dive in town. Story is pretty much non-existant. Dude rapes and kills girl then is killed in a shootout, brother goes to jail as an accomplice after and goes nuts, breaks out of jail to kidnap his girlfriend and some local losers. Then the real fun starts. Unfortunately this is all in the first 15-20minutes, we don't see any of it and from there it nose dives. This movie makes the Erotic Witch Project look like 5 star cinemaphotography and Porno Holocaust look like a PG flick. If you like dirty wild average looking girls that sink to new lows there is about a 30second scene towards the end you might enjoy. Look around you will find out more about the scene as it is the one everyone talks about. I spent more time clicking fast forward than I did actually watching this 75min piece of trash. If you own a video store and have a copy of this lying around it might be worth scanning when you have seen everything else, but I do not know anyone that would think spending a nickel to see this is a good value.
yep! watched it fast forward at 32x
only paused for the nudity and even then it was lame. chunky chicks with tats. ooooh sexy!!!!
trash.....
Great Movie? Well, this film proves that once again there is no accounting for taste. This "B" exploitation cheapie was made out of St. Louis which is about as far out of Hollywood as you can get and still expect to market trash like this film. Of course, what do you expect? Something like production values, a good script, and decent acting? Not a chance in this flick. It strictly resembles a something made for a college film class project gone real bad. Of course, there is a market for everything, even garbage, and that is what this film reeks of.
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"Death Factory"
These two should tie for the most terrible movie's of all time.
That movie was terrible and I usually like bad b-movies. What was up with the chicks in the movie? They should have kept their clothes on, they looked better dressed.
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Unless you are entertained by a chunky unattractive tattooed lesbian diddling herself with a broomstick don't bother. and that's not even the worst scene
Not even the sex scenes helped this movie. The girls were ugly. Bunch of amateurs with a digital camcorder. They have no business making any more movies...
Did I mention how bad the acting is? I'd rather have the flu for a week then to be forced to watch this movie. Or perhaps my head stuck in a vice for a day would even be better then to sit through one more minute of this horrible, bad, terrible, disgusting, gross and sick excuse for a so called movie. Vomitting would even be better than this crap. If you do not heed my warning and waste your time on this junk then it's your own fault.
I am watching the movie right now, and while the girls are not beauty queens, they are not fat pigs. Definitely doable.
Movie is pretty bad though.
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No, it's not that bad...it's even worse. I love sick movies but this is just crap. Never seen something as bas and i watched 982 movies in the last 4 years ( I used to watch movies at work and I rate every movie I watch). On my top 5 worst movies ever this takes turd place (pun intended).
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It is a C movie. Maybe even D.
This is homemade.
Lets start with the fact, that I absolutely can't share your oppinon. The movie was boring. I actually read one review that got me interested in it in the first place - I mean, promise for blood, guts and sex seems good to me.
It took ages to get to the point where some action actually started. Until then I was bored to death and back. The "blood and guts" part was badly made and the only reaction they got from me was a couple of laughs through it.
You know, I'll watch "Salo" over and over again rather then this.
This movie would be about 20 min. long if you cut out the "walking thru the graveyard" scenes and the shots looking up thru the trees and a few other shots that go on WAAAAAY too long with NOTHING happening. The "director" needs to learn pacing.
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