David Spade Haters need to recognize


yeah..thats right..i said recognize and I am not a rapper or wrestler. I am just a 19 year old guy from St.Louis...or 21 in Illinois....but I am a huge movie buff. David Spade has had some bad movies in his career..such as Coneheads, 8 Heads, and Senseless...but at the same time he's done Tommy Boy, Black Sheep(all hair Gary Busey) and Joe Dirt. I hate rednecks more than I hate Cory Hart...but Joe Dirt was a funny ass movie..and Walken was in it. Black Sheep was just Tommy Boy 2 to some people, but it was also a great movie. And we have all seen Tommy Boy and if you didn't enjoy it, then your going to be swimmin' with the fishes. So, to steal a line from Mr. Walken in Joe Dirt..."Hey, You're talking to me all wrong here! It's the wrong tone. You better watch it, or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, does your mother sew? BOOM! Get her to sew that!"

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Read what I wrote ass, I said to quote Walken..i never mentioned Spade before that quote. And Farley & Spade made those movies good...if you would have casted someone like Adam Sandler, they would have both sucked. Farley and Spade were great together...they had good chemistry together on film.

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you should "recognize" some real comedians like Carrot Top and Bruce Willis


I really hope you're kidding...

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"if you would have casted someone like Adam Sandler, they would have both sucked."

It's "cast" not "casted". Maybe if you calmed down and learned the English language, more people would listen to you. Oh yeah, and get some freaking taste!


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Is there a pickle in your pocket, or am I just glad to see you? Are you thinking about merging the the pickle company with the candy company?

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chek ur agresion at the door,

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Guys!!! David Spade can definitely be funny. Haven't you ever seen "Just Shoot Me?"

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David Spade can be funny - he's actually best on talk shows - but he can't write a script to save his life. BTW - anyone who thought Joe Dirt was funny will laugh at anything - put down the bong before you turn on the cable!

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"all hair Gary Busey"

Yes sir, right away sir, I'll get the comb sir!

"And we have all seen Tommy Boy and if you didn't enjoy it, then your going to be swimmin' with the fishes."

Yeeeeeeeeah.... um, they'll be swimming with the fishes? Who are you, Al Capone?!


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Thinking Carrot Top is funny should be illegal.

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I agree, Spade is rediculously funny. Have any of you even seen him do stand-up? I saw him live once and I was laughing my head off. You just have to enjoy his brand of witty sarcasm. That's my kind of humor and I think he's hysterical. He did a stand-up special on HBO called "Take the Hit". If you ever get a chance to see it, I guarantee you won't be disappointed. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen.

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He did stand up at my university back in 1994 and he sure wasn't funny then. In fact, he had an "I'm too big a star to be performing for you rubes" attitude, half-assed his way through the whole thing, acted like a pompous jerk (and it wasn't part of his act), blatantly checked his watch every five minutes and 30 minutes into it, he said "I'm done", dropped the mic, walked backstage, and left. From what I understand, he was complaining nonstop backstage and on the rides to and from the airport. For those of you who want to know "what he's like in real life", just see how he is in many of his roles: an arrogant, whiny primadonna.

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Well, that's what I was thinking. He is, at the very least, not funny.

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Oh yeah FG, I loved "Take the Hit", especially because Spade found absolutely no topic too delicate or sacred to rag on it. He's a funny, funny guy; timing and delivery are perfect. Can't believe there actually are any David Spade haters!!!

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I think that Carrot Top is funny.......yeah, funny looking. Wow, that was cheesy, feel free to make fun of that remark I just said. Anyway, I believe that David Spade is really funny. I laughed a lot at Tommy Boy and Black Sheep, and even more at Joe Dirt. You talkin about David Spade, your talkin about me! (yeah, im sure you guys don't have a problem with that) I wonder what my 12-guage semi-auto will think.....

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Carrot Top is one of the most pitiful human beings I have ever had the displeasure to witness attempting to make people laugh. And while mkmwolfman's comment was rather lame, it is completely true...the only thing amusing about Carrot Top is his idiotic appearance. And by the way, Bruce Willis should not be considered a comedian...he's an actor...there's a difference. Also, don't complain about a movie until you've seen it. I saw "Dickie Roberts, Former Child Star" earlier tonight, and truthfully...it wasn't that bad. I went in not expecting much, but it came out better than I would have thought. I, for the most part, don't like Spade outside of SNL, and I think he's usually pretty moronic (there's a saying my friend told me once, though I unfortunately cannot remember where he got it from..."Somedays I feel like David Spade without Chris Farley...useless and annoying." Sorry, just find that quote humorous.), but I enjoyed his performance in "Dickie Roberts." Yes, he's not the best actor in the world, and even though some of the most amusing scenes did not really involve him, I still think he was certainly funny, and proved me wrong about my before-viewing judgement on the film. And fans on '80's and early '90's TV shows should try and see it just for the washed-up-child-actor cameos (such as "Saved by the Bell"'s Screech, Dustin Diamond; Corey Feldman; and Leif Garret...just to name a few) and a hilarious sing-along during the end credits. Jon Lovitz as Dickie's agent is also entertaining. Alyssa Milano was disappointing and rarely seen, and the kids were fairly unconvincing at times (but they had their moments). Another hilarious part is a Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera-induced dancing scene by a ten-year old girl to "I Wanna Be Bad With You, Baby." Overall, "Dickie Roberts" was not a bomb, but was a good movie...proved to be better than I originally thought it would be...and is a reccomendation to those who enjoy that sort of humor.

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Guess what... Tommy Boy wasn't really all that funny. "Fat man in a little coat," oh, yeah, that's hilarious, that's some real good funny right there. Chris Farley was never funny. He had a few good bits on SNL, but apart from the "out-of-the-norm" guy who speaks to children and the Chippendale's audition, he was fairly unfunny. David Spade is a good comedic actor, but you know what? He can't write anything funny.

And now, to vent about Saturday Night Live. It's never really been all that funny. Sure, there's a few good jokes every once in a while, which is why I spend a lot of my time watching it, but it's incredibly overrated. And who in the world thinks Jimmy Fallon is funny? I can understand thinking Spade or Farley were funny because they're 12 or under, but holy cow, what a horrible comic. That guy should be banned from anything relating to comedy for the rest of his life and then some.

Anyway, have a happy day.

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Re: Fat man in a little coat
- Chris Farley has his moments when he is adorable. He borrowed from Chevy Chase for the swimming pool scene.

Re: David Spade is a good comedic actor, but he can't write anything funny.
There is alot in his career where he is intended to be serious. He is building up to "I'll Be Home For Christmas" in the Dickie Roberts and in his life.

On Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Fallon looks sell him. Mr. Spade has that in common with Fallon.


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yeah..thats right..i said recognize
Recognize? I recognize him. He's that 40-ish one-note comic that's just about hitting the high end of the threshold for playing young, dumb smarmy guys.

Real comic talents have range. Spade has one joke in his bag, and it's going to stop being funny eventually.

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