a whole bunch of *beep* weve learned from terror toons
1.even cartoon cops like donuts!
share2. Threatening to kick the Devil's @ss will just annoy him and he'll send you back to reality
3. You can rip out someone's spine and use them as a ventriloquist's dummy
4. When playing strip "Weegee" its best to put on a man's shirt on top of your own when it's your turn to lose the SHIRT, SHIRT, SHIRT, SHIRT!!!
5. Heads fart when you stomp the brains out of them.
6. This isn't the worst movie ever...have you ever checked out Amature Porn Star Killer? Zero production value.
7. A guy with a tounge ring can laugh himself to death by brain hemmorage!?!?
8. Always read the opening credits! If guys named Say Ton, B.L. Zebub, and Lucy Fir worked on the cartoon turn it off.
9. The devil has some real innovative ideas.
You were scared?
Yeah, I thought you knew that about me...
10. its not cartoons its terror toons
11. gyms just look like 1 piece of equipment in the basement of a house
12. a mad scientist and a giant monkey dancing is the funniest thing ever
13. oriental people make the best pizza
14. if your a pizza delivery guy dont be late or youll get killed by a giant pizza cutter
15. if your mom doesnt look like a drag queen then theres something wrong with your family