This movie screams MST3K

This movie would have been perfect for Mystery Science Theater 3000. Too bad it got cancelled though.

There are so many great moments to riff such as:

"Is that Seagal wearing a pink bath robe to an academic awards ceremony?"

"Only Steven can tell who's an archeologist just by where they step."

"There are friendly black guys in Chinese prisons, too."

"Chinese mobsters are known for socializing at Italian restraunts in New York"

"Seagal should have taken advantage of that trip to the barber shop to CUT HIS MULLET!"

"Since when does mastering a martial art qualify a guy to defy the laws of physics?"

"All these criminals leave their doors unlocked"

It would be so funny. What does everyone else think?




"You see this? This is my BOOMSTICK!" - Ash - Army of Darkness