What can I say about a steaming pile like this?

Listen movie fans everywhere, I cannot put this any more bluntly, this is the worst movie ever to make it to my local video store (and possibly ever made). I feel bad putting down the folks who put it together because if nothing else they sure tried hard (way, way, way to hard actually) but this movie makes every single mistake in the book. I have watched tons and tons of B-Horror movies in my life and this one takes the cake with it's ridiculously bad dialogue, sad attempts at special effects, over blown acting, a plot that would make even the most novice screenwriter cringe. Which brings me to the one good thing I found in this movie. As an inspiring screenwriter myself I have moments where I doubt that I am "good enough" to make it, but movies like this remind me that if there is someone out there funding utter crap like this then there absolutely has to be someone out there who would work with me to get my work which is infinitely better than this filmed. I apologize over and over to the makers of this film for "punking you" out like this, I swear I am not usually critical of movies at all (I feel it unfair to judge others movies until I get mine made) but this movie was so brutally bad I have to warn others. Besides some people look for the worst movies they can find, maybe a couple more people will rent your flick after reading this. I really hope you guys have something to fall back on besides film making.