My Brain Hurts.


My friend likes to bring me bad movies to watch, just so we can see what is being picked up by comapanies like Lions Gate. I first laid my eyes upon "Midnight Mass" and thought..."this couldn't be as bad as he said it is". Well much to my chagrin I popped this movie in my DVD player and proceeded to watch quite possibly the worst piece of film ever made. From the start of the movie with the horrible "acting" in the News footage regarding the "plague" that was crossing the Earth, to the climactic ending freaturing the head vampire "Alberto," who reminded me of Charlie Kallas on s**tty acting drugs, oh...and the fantastic "melting" scene when the Sun hits "Alberto", this movie insulted my intelligence. I believe that this movie will insult the intelligence of any person who watches it. I urge you, the movie going public, to avoid this movie at all costs!!! It will hurt your brain. Please do not give these filmmakers any more money by renting their movie. They need to go into the waste management business, because if they can sell trash like this they will make a fortune.



p.s. the filmmakers that manufactured this product deserve to be drug through the streets like the worthless swine that they are, have a nice day.

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Well, the old priest and the vampire melting scenes reminded me of Hammer movies. It could have focused more on the vampires and less on the existential dialogues.

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