Good God


A bearded man with a red biopic eye and medieval armor holding a spiked mace with a backdrop of a destroyed New York City - this cover gives the impression that Dream Warrior would be the sweetest movie of all time. But what the hell? The guy on the cover is not in the movie, there is no knight armor, there are no biopic eyes, and it doesnt take place in New York. They just drove to the middle of nowhere, found one complex they filmed the whole movie in, and then somehow got Isaac Hayes. A good movie? No. A sweet movie? Also no.

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seriously. what the heck!? i was like, so when is he going to turn into that terminator from the cover. i mean, i wasn't expecting much from the movie, but come on.

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Agreed, the cover is a fraudulent portrayal.

It is one the worst movies. I almost didn't finish watching it, but already spent $2.

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yeah I wonder what happened to that guy, never to be seen



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The exact same guy also happens to be on the cover of the Lord Protector dvd:
http://www.musiccataloger.com/images/LORD%20PROTECTOR_LG.jpg
(same guy, different weapon)

The Star Knight dvd:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pbo6QLg91E8/SmfFm8l5C8I/AAAAAAAAAnw/Z-Yq5m-YnRM/s320/star+knight.jpg
(same body, different head, same weapon as on the Lord Protector dvd)

and a documentary on barbarians
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/94/966394.jpg

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Excellent find, sir.

This guy deserves some kind of royalties :P

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