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This is probably the funniest movie i've ever seen. Right up there with Poltergeist 3, and Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch.
shareAmen. Simply the funniest movie I've ever seen. If you watch this movie and don't have trouble breathing because you're laughing so hard, then I don't know what could possibly make you laugh.
shareMaybe not the worst movie ever made but definitely the worst I have watched.
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What can I say ? DOLPH LUNDGREN ! Is he really an actor ? Does anybody know ? The highlight of his career were movies like "Rocky IV", "The Punisher" and "I come in Peace". Ok, movies like "Universal Soldier" or "Cover Up" were watchable, too. But....all the others he made were really rubbish !!!
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Yeah, I think its hilarious that movies like this get funding.
But hey, it's a great example of our cinema style up here in Canada.
That movie *beep* sucks. Why the hell does the punks hijack the school anyway? Kids doesn't seem to realize the gravity of the situation. And the *beep* punks doesn't know how to aim plus they shoot nowhere like crazies. They probably are anyway. Remember when thge girl ask to Deker something like why you want to go back for them they wouldn't have do it for you. He replies they under my responsability. You call responsabilty to give a gun to guy in a wheel chair and tell him to go alone and repair the phone line? And how come all doors are *beep* closed? I mean hey there must be an emergency exit. What happens if the dumass security guy dies but he locked everyone in and punks comes to kill you all. Yea we all seen it. It gives a total crap. Even if everythings locked there must be by the law an emergency exit.. And later a stupid kid get shots and he doesn't even say ouch or anything yea he dodge bullets like a man. Seriously actors sucks, story sucks, movie box and poster are too exagerated behind Deker it seems like a nuclear explosion lol. And at the end its so hilarious when the FBI agent or whatever he is try to shoot the punk from the helicopter but he hesitate. And finally pierce the punks lungs but even with pierced lungs the punk screams Noooo like a crazy for no reasons i mean hey if I've ben shot twice in the chest even if I wouldn't fall I'd die anyway so why screaming like a fagget. You don't want to die punk? Well don't *beep* mess with Deker because "he've ben in Bosnie" he is a very powerfull man lol hilarious. Now some other funny stuff, the guns aren't blowing back. And if you see at the beginning the beretta has a little whole under the magazine which is putting gas just like in BB guns yea it's a *beep* BB gun.
I give 1 because there's no 0. Sucks, sucks, sucks
Can anyone aim in this movie? But you do have to give credit for some imagination when the kid throws the javalin. When was the last time you saw a random javalin throw/attempt to kill.
shareHA HA. The point you made about the javalin is completely true. But this movie is completely sucky and redickuless. There is no reason to even hijack the school in the first place, since they steal the police van outside from the sewers. Then when they get all the herion, they decide to risk their lives and getting caught, just to kill some innocents for fun. Then, when they attempt to leave in the chopper, the whole police van filled with heroin can fit into a tiny duffle bag.
Not to mention he didnt even care about the kids in the movie. He gave that one kid a gun and told him to check out back, knowing damn well he was gonna get shot. And that same kid tried to ram the car into the booth which would have killed the bad guy and Dolph's wife had he succeeded.
Happened in Saving Silverman - I think R Lee Erney made the throw - I forget who he killed
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It was bad. I'm a Dolph fan and this is one of his worst.
Life-the most fatal disease. :P
Hands down one of the worse movies I have seen in my entire life. At least it has comedy going for it. The best part of the whole movie is the thug chasing the kid in the wheelchair on a motorcycle with a machine gun. Deffinetly one of my favorite chase scenes of all time.
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Well, I have to admit that this isn't too bad of a movie to watch when its 3 in the mornin and theres nothin else on. some of the scenes are kinda funny.
shareI guess acting in C-grade movies beats working. He does have a masters in Chemical Engineering, but that would be, like work.
shareIt's so bad I laughed all the way through, although I'm sure it wasn't intendeded to be a comedy.
It actually makes Poltergeist III look like Oscar material.
This film is goddamn hilarious and features the single best line ever uttered in a film:
"SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM IN THE BUM!"
Classic stuff! I couldb't stop laughing for weeks on that one alone, never mind the rest of the cliched cheese fest with just about every available high school cliched student in the film.
There's a pregnant girl, a prick who has father issues, two black guys (who both know about guns! And also say *beep* every 3rd word), and a nerdy fella in a wheelchair, because the disabled folks are all nerds you know.
The ridiculous bad guys are the best, especially the lead bad guy played by ALex Karsis, responsible for the greatest line in cinematic history. You could tell he was really into his character, I bet he made everyone on set refer to him as Chester. Oh what a tosspot.
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Definatly not the worse movie ever but not one of my favourite Dolph movies, not a patch on Punisher or Peacekeeper
"THE DAMM PHONES ARE NOT RINGING!! THE PHONES ARE NOT RINGING"
No, the worst movie ever made is SCI FIGHTER starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson.
Maybe he's an extinct kind of dragon, because that movie sucks!
One of the worst i've seen. That bad guy and that chick with her dyed hair.. oh god.
shareAn awful movie with not enough cheese to be funny. Me and my friends couldn't help but point out how many terrible problems there were with this movie. I'll list some here.
1. Dolph was in the principal's office/announcement area right? What the hell was riot gear doing there? A school doesn't need riot gear! He uses that shield to deflect the bullets and get away...just terrible.
2. The terrorists were planning on taking out like 1 or 2 security guards. So why did they have so much ammo? Seriously they must've had thousands of clips with all the shots they were missing.
3. Why were bushels of hay and archery lying in the gym when school ended? Nevermind why the hay was there, but shouldn't it have been cleaned up anyway?
4. The terrorists take over the school after school ends right? So why is it the movie is an hour and a half long, and when it ends it's the next morning? I doubt the teacher was fighting them off all night.
Terrible film. Just terrible.
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Im not sure, it perhaps had the stupidest plot in the world (even the poster nearly made me piss myself it looked so ridiculous)
But the 'one liners' aren't quite as awful as another Dolph movie i saw at a sleepover late at night, Silent Trigger.
hard decision!
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this movie is amazing!!! where can you see a man on a motorcycle with a uzi chasing after a crippled kid in a wheelchair?
PURE GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love dolph but even i refuse to watch this one. after agent red (which is probably worse than this) and last patrol (dolph-good, film-bad), i have learnt that dolph isnt always enough.
the plot of this film is awful, im surprised so many people gave it a chance. i want to see direct action and that seemed to be made by the same people as detention so to anyone who's seen both, can i just check direct action is substantially better than this?
I'll be back!
It´s bad, but not as bad as cold and dark,cyclops,the graves,dance flick,the long weekend,house of the dead,hellbreeder,epic movie,18 year old virgin or aquamarine,these are the worst that i´ve ever seen,they are god awful
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